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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML

#20893002
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61712) - you deserved it (4914)

On 09/23/2013 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, at my job as a fourth grade teacher, I realized that most of my students have far nicer and more expensive phones than I can afford. FML

#20892987
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48645) - you deserved it (3712)

On 09/23/2013 at 1:54pm - misc - by poor teacher - United States (Utah)

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML

#20892986
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50001) - you deserved it (6444)

On 09/23/2013 at 1:53pm - love - by User (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got a text from someone I met last night at a bar. We texted all day and planned to meet up later. The whole time I had in my mind who he was, but when we met up it was someone completely different that I didn't remember. I had to sit through the whole date pretending I knew him. FML

Today, one of my regular customers asked when we were getting married. I told him as much as I would love that, I didn't think my boyfriend would be very happy. He called me a "stuck up b*tch" and informed me he only comes to my line because he can always see through my shirt. He is 72. And married. FML

#20892597
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43192) - you deserved it (4759)

On 09/23/2013 at 2:27am - work - by peejay6831 (woman) - United States

Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML

#20892563
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37822) - you deserved it (5812)

On 09/23/2013 at 1:48am - kids - by numbnuts (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I started shaking my son's Little Bill doll in frustration, as the batteries weren't working. My nosy neighbor saw through the window and called the cops. They wouldn't believe me and now the whole neighborhood thinks I'm a child abuser. FML

#20892490
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54567) - you deserved it (7573)

On 09/23/2013 at 12:44am - kids - by baddad (man) - United States

Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML

#20892314
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43827) - you deserved it (19875)

On 09/22/2013 at 10:56pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

#20892223
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50910) - you deserved it (4228)

On 09/22/2013 at 10:24pm - love - by really? (man) - United States

Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML

#20892017
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42137) - you deserved it (2859)

On 09/22/2013 at 8:08pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my grandma threw away my clear retainer thinking it was plastic from packaging. She has done this three times now. They cost 300 dollars to replace. FML

Today, my boss made me play golf with some executives of a company we're hoping to secure a business deal with, despite me having no golf training. My first swing ended up with me being rushed to the hospital. FML

#20891836
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39644) - you deserved it (4701)

On 09/22/2013 at 5:40pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my brother decided it would be funny for almost every sentence out of his mouth to start with the word "hashtag". FML

#20891806
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40052) - you deserved it (4249)

On 09/22/2013 at 5:21pm - kids - by soannoyed - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

#20891755
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46473) - you deserved it (4028)

On 09/22/2013 at 4:41pm - misc - by mish (woman) - United Kingdom (Herefordshire)

Today, I started my new job at a restaurant I really like. As I waited on my first customer, I suggested that he try the apple pie, because it's my favourite. He looked up at me and said, "Yeah? Figures! Lay off 'em, porky!" FML

#20891546
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46450) - you deserved it (5862)

On 09/22/2013 at 2:00pm - work - by -_- (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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