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  • Town/Country : South Gate, United States
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  • Number of visits : 39897
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Visits<b>Melodyrain</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 6:52pm<b>ohrainbowdash</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 1:14pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 7:18pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 1:38pm<b>AmandaTiger</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 9:49pm<b>ninjakitty254</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 9:42pm<b>rainbow_llamas</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 11:15pm<b>KatieKoala</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 1:30pm<b>LivToFail</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 12:28am<b>expertsmilee</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 2:18pm<b>KagamineRinny</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 2:25am<b>kirstenmartin</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 10:14am<b>Snake1105</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 4:43pm<b>Miizuo</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 10:14am<b>W31rdG1rl</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 4:27am<b>apineapple</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 6:43pm<b>mzrayray</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 11:46pm<b>NoticeMeSenpai</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 4:22pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 1:18am<b>W31rdG1rl</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 4:15pm<b>williche002</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 6:56am<b>queensassygoat</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 6:45am<b>Dusty_Cups</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 8:54am<b>luridz</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 11:53am<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 6:25am<b>rainbow_llamas</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 8:21am<b>jessieluvxo</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 9:47pm<b>justcause001</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 5:33pm<b>littlepiglola</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 1:30am<b>stereofeathers</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 2:30pm<b>apineapple</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 4:39am<b>IvyRizzzzoli</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 3:53am<b>amine91</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 5:49pm<b>ToxicPlant</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 1:45pm<b>SilentSilver001</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 4:15am<b>fallenkilljoy</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 8:12am

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Today, at my work in a call centre, a man called up on a very quiet line to report a car accident on his father's behalf because his father was deaf. I asked him to ask his dad if he was OK after the accident. I'd misheard him and he had said "dead", not "deaf". He started crying. FML

by Iamsosorry / 06/22/2015 at 7:35am / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Work

Today, when I turned on the TV, there was a picture of a wanted murderer. The picture looked just like my boyfriend. FML

by 1234 / 06/22/2015 at 7:26am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was on a boat and I thought I saw a towel fly off, but it was actually my fricken dog. FML

by justin Bieber / 06/15/2015 at 10:49am / United States (Michigan) / Transportation

Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML

by Anonymous / 06/10/2015 at 12:13pm / United States (Kentucky) / Kids

Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML

by Not Gay / 06/08/2015 at 11:04pm / United States (South Carolina) / Love

Today, at my place of work in a fast-food restaurant, a customer called in and bitched at me that her warm food was weirdly cold. That is, after she drove 45 minutes from the restaurant to her house. FML

by frustratedandunderpaid / 06/08/2015 at 9:47pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Work

Today, I was sick, and my voice was really low and raspy. A cute guy smiled at me and said hi, so I said hi too. He looked shocked and said, "Sorry bro, thought you were a girl." I am. FML

by Anonymous / 06/05/2015 at 8:21am / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Love

Today, I was choking on a popcorn kernel at the movie theater. Nobody helped me. The workers in there told me to leave because I was "disrupting the audience". FML

by MdMan2 / 06/03/2015 at 10:14pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML

by Anonymous / 06/03/2015 at 6:15am / United States (Indiana) / Health

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

by fffemaleee / 05/31/2015 at 2:21pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML

by GlueAndCarrots / 05/29/2015 at 11:05am / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, I started my day off with a relaxing cup of coffee, the morning paper, and the sound of my mother informing me I will be going to hell for being not believing in God. FML

by idonthavereligion / 05/29/2015 at 12:16am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, one of my students tried to bribe me $200 to change his grade. When I said no and told him he was lucky I didn't report him, he went to the dean and told him I offered to change his grade for money. I'm now suspended and under investigation. FML

by UN4 / 05/27/2015 at 12:25pm / United States / Work

Today, I had to write my own notice for enforced redundancy because my boss just went on a two week vacation. He told me to just forge his signature and that, if I wouldn't do it, he'd just make something up to dismiss me on codes of conduct. FML

Today, while serving a customer, she told me: "God made you a working class citizen so you could serve! If God wanted you to go to college, he would have made sure you were able to go!" FML