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Today, at my work in a call centre, a man called up on a very quiet line to report a car accident on his father's behalf because his father was deaf. I asked him to ask his dad if he was OK after the accident. I'd misheard him and he had said "dead", not "deaf". He started crying. FML
by Iamsosorry / 06/22/2015 at 7:35am / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Work
by 1234 / 06/22/2015 at 7:26am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by justin Bieber / 06/15/2015 at 10:49am / United States (Michigan) / Transportation
Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML
by Anonymous / 06/10/2015 at 12:13pm / United States (Kentucky) / Kids
by Not Gay / 06/08/2015 at 11:04pm / United States (South Carolina) / Love
Today, at my place of work in a fast-food restaurant, a customer called in and bitched at me that her warm food was weirdly cold. That is, after she drove 45 minutes from the restaurant to her house. FML
by frustratedandunderpaid / 06/08/2015 at 9:47pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/05/2015 at 8:21am / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Love
by MdMan2 / 06/03/2015 at 10:14pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/03/2015 at 6:15am / United States (Indiana) / Health
by fffemaleee / 05/31/2015 at 2:21pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by GlueAndCarrots / 05/29/2015 at 11:05am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by idonthavereligion / 05/29/2015 at 12:16am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, one of my students tried to bribe me $200 to change his grade. When I said no and told him he was lucky I didn't report him, he went to the dean and told him I offered to change his grade for money. I'm now suspended and under investigation. FML
by UN4 / 05/27/2015 at 12:25pm / United States / Work
Today, I had to write my own notice for enforced redundancy because my boss just went on a two week vacation. He told me to just forge his signature and that, if I wouldn't do it, he'd just make something up to dismiss me on codes of conduct. FML
by Ouka / 05/27/2015 at 5:18am / Germany / Work
by Hyenayena / 05/23/2015 at 5:04pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, I travelled in a shared taxi on the winding roads of the Peruvian Andes. The guy next to me… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the…