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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 June 1938 (77 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 123
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About King_George_III : I was born on the fourth day of the fixth month of the year one thousand feven hundred thirty eight.

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Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML


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Today, I received multiple phone calls asking how much my Siamese cat cost. Too bad I never had a Siamese cat - let alone a Siamese cat up for sale. Turns out the guy I prank phone called the other day didn't appreciate it and put my number on Craigslist with an add for a Siamese cat. FML


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