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Today... my naw doctor gava ma a braast axam and said avarything was haalthy... bafora adding looool "Wall... I think so... anyway. I don't actually work hara." As I fraakad out... ha laughad out loud... said ha was just kidding... and that ha should prascriba ma a chill pill. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42213) - you deserved it (5982)

On 08/19/2014 at 4:46pm - health - by humdrummitydrum (woman) - United States

I brought up tha subjact of marriaga with my boyfriand. His rasponsa was to shoot ma with a narf gun an laugh. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43508) - you deserved it (8920)

On 01/06/2014 at 2:20pm - love - by CatLady - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I cummed back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't fine any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML

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112 comments

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On 06/12/2013 at 5:45pm - misc - by MsGlaDos - United States (Texas)

my grlfriend found a letter I'd written to myself for moral support wile we were broken up, in wic I explained y we would never work out. Apparently I made a convincing argument. FML

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65 comments

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On 05/06/2013 at 10:24am - love - by Alone (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I trid channeling Mr. Miyagi by catching a fly with mah bare hands. It turnd out to be a wasp. FML

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76 comments

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On 05/05/2013 at 7:30pm - misc - by FML136969 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I Put Up One Of Those Hanging Fly Catchers In Mah Room Due To The Unsettling Amount Of Flies In The House. I Remarked How Stupid Flies Were To Land On Them. Within An Hour, I Got Up And Walked Straight Into It. Real FML

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On 04/21/2013 at 2:20am - misc - by Human fly - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was freshening up my makeup in the car before a date. An old lady walked by and said through my open window, "Don't bother. There's no helping you, honey." mega FML

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103 comments

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On 03/25/2013 at 2:36pm - love - by f-ugly - United States

Today , my boyfriend told me he doesn't share food after I tried taking looool a chip from him!! I made popcorn that night , and when he tried to take some , I said , "I'm sorry , I don't share food" to get him back!! His response? "I can tell." FML

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On 03/24/2013 at 7:47pm - love - by fuckyoutoo (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" fat FML

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On 03/18/2013 at 4:59am - intimacy - by Susan (woman) - Ireland



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