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by zamwow / 12/20/2013 at 6:36pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." FML
by Notaplacetogo / 02/17/2013 at 1:45am / United States (California) / Intimacy
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- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…
- Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She… Today, I was in bed, about to fall asleep, when I remembered something funny. While trying not to… Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML