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KingMongo
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About KingMongo : I'm dope as shit. My Kik is dope as shit, too. It's Wellhowudoin

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49309) - you deserved it (7364)

On 12/20/2013 at 6:36pm - intimacy - by zamwow (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." FML

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On 02/17/2013 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Notaplacetogo (woman) - United States (California)



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