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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, On Ma Frst Day Of Sailing Practice, I Managed To Sit On A Metal Cleat. After Bieng Admitted To Te ER, I Was Informed Tat I Ad Two Vaginal Laceration Tat Needed Surgery. Te Nurse Tried To Convince Me It Was Ma Lucky Day, Cuz Te Ospital Café Was Serving Vanilla Pudding. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39847) - you deserved it (3544)

On 09/29/2014 at 3:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New Hampshire)

Today,hile Working At The Pet Store, I Had To Fed The Snakes. I'd Thawd Too Many Mice, So Instead Of Wasting One, I Fd It To Our Turtles. They Decidd To Play Tug Of War With It, Ripping It In Half In Front Of Several Terrifid Children. Fat FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9950) - you deserved it (26458)

On 08/23/2012 at 12:50pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out wife has been bribing daughter to keep quiet about her affair with boss. That would explain the iPhone 4S, the $500 shoes, the $200 purse, and the professional $300 haircut. They told me it was because she had straight A's. FML

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On 11/20/2011 at 9:05pm - kids - by brokeandalone (man) - United States (Virginia)

Yesterday, I realized that the place that mah brother and I would find soggy balloon and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitute take their clients. We were blowing up used condom fir a good part of our childhood. FML

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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)



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