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by pmony / 02/01/2012 at 9:48pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by tiptoesjohnson / 01/19/2012 at 6:26pm / Miscellaneous
by catlady / 01/09/2012 at 11:56am / United Kingdom (Bexley) / Love
by YOURMOM / 12/31/2011 at 2:24am / United States (California) / Animals
by Brit / 12/16/2011 at 3:50am / Reserved / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML
by lebato97 / 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML
by Anonymous / 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm / United States / Love
by religionbites621 / 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm / United States (Tennessee) / Transportation
Today, as a support worker, I spent 45 minutes making various attempts to calm a violent autistic kid. Just as soon as I was sure the crisis was over, he beat me as hard as he could with the "Things I Can Do When I'm Mad" book I'd given him. FML
by metallifreak44 / 11/14/2011 at 8:37am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anon / 11/14/2011 at 3:45am / United States (Nevada) / Work
by ish0rty / 11/14/2011 at 3:42am / United States / Miscellaneous
by weswithaute / 11/13/2011 at 1:53am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in my car doing paperwork around 2 am. When my supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on my window, wearing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad my window was closed. FML
by copshop / 11/10/2011 at 6:40am / United States (California) / Work
by Kirby / 11/06/2011 at 11:50pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I realized the only reason I have a job is because I'm seeing my bosses daughter but she's a… Today, after months of procrastination I finally ask my mechanic to put on the new flashy hubcaps… Today, I had sex with a guy I had wanted for awhile. Or I think it counts as sex. Really, I thought…
- Today, my 12-year-old daughter is a Nirvana fan, while my 20-year-old son is a Justin Bieber fan.… Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that…