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Kibaruto

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Kibaruto

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  • Birth Date : Monday 15 July 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3135
  • Number of comments : 221
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 56 posted

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Kibaruto's favorite FMLs

Today, my sex-crazed ex wrote me a letter so bad, it haunts me that I let a guy with such terrible grammar skills touch my boobs. FML

#20903082
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46426) - you deserved it (11593)

On 10/01/2013 at 6:47am - intimacy - by whatdoesitmatter (woman) - India (Tamil Nadu)

Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML

#20893446
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41630) - you deserved it (3192)

On 09/23/2013 at 8:05pm - kids - by latter - United States (Maryland)

Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML

#20892563
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37822) - you deserved it (5812)

On 09/23/2013 at 1:48am - kids - by numbnuts (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my sister came out of her room sobbing uncontrollably. When I asked what was wrong, she put her fingers in my face and asked if they smelled like pickles, and if "that's normal for girls". They did. It's not. FML

#20880468
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45897) - you deserved it (3457)

On 09/14/2013 at 1:42am - health - by Carebeareatu (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking down the street when a "homeless" man asked for money. I gave him a dollar and he got up and called his friend on an iPhone. FML

#20879472
166 comments

Today, I woke up and saw that my alarm clock had fallen on the floor. It read 9:05 am. I panicked because I was late for work. As I frantically got ready, I went to pick my alarm clock up to place it back on my nightstand when I realized it was upside down. The actual time was 5:06. FML

#20879453
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42305) - you deserved it (7193)

On 09/13/2013 at 9:24am - misc - by NoorFML (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend is upset with me for not wanting to sext. I can't sext with her because she adds 'lol' to everything which turns me off. FML

#20879249
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55256) - you deserved it (6385)

On 09/13/2013 at 2:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML

#20878799
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20383) - you deserved it (50824)

On 09/12/2013 at 9:11pm - misc - by Robert - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that Cheetos are flammable, as is my hair. FML

Today, I got into my first car accident. Extremely upset, I called my parents, because it was their car and I didn't know what to do. I told them what happened, and asked if they were on their way to where I was. My dad's response was "Hell no, we're eating dinner." FML

#2422522
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47192) - you deserved it (8644)

On 05/30/2009 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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