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KhazKhazz

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 2957
  • Number of comments : 97
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 68 posted

About KhazKhazz : Just a small town girl working in her local pub

KhazKhazz's page activity

Visits<b>Xx_Slayer_xX</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 3:26am<b>weveallbeenthere</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 9:51pm<b>MELKOZAR</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 4:37pm<b>ASeeR</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 2:49pm<b>PresAgent</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 4:27am<b>Monday_funday</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 3:15am<b>Krastrolytric</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 10:46pm<b>ALPHA8WOLF</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 10:33pm<b>m_warner1</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 10:26pm<b>PhotoSmith</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 6:06am<b>kitkatmiaow</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 5:35pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 8:51am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 7:01am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 3:46am<b>sky413</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 12:26am<b>keithsbooty</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 6:18pm<b>kingmoridin</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 11:03pm<b>bigdog80</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 2:51pm

Fucked!<b>Xx_Slayer_xX</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 9:52am<b>Monday_funday</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 9:15am<b>m_warner1</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 4:26am<b>MELKOZAR</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 7:18pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 2:51pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 11:58pm<b>_Peppermint_</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 5:17pm<b>False_Stupidity</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 11:49pm<b>Baka_Me</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 10:15pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 3:53am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 3:08am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 1:22am<b>ksks1234</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 2:41am<b>whereismyb4con</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 7:38am<b>Cautocracy</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 4:59pm<b>salyhahaha</b> - the 01/08/2015 at 4:46pm<b>Wingman527</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 5:16pm<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 2:19am

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KhazKhazz's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned one of life's great lessons: it is possible to squeeze a Ketchup bottle so hard that the plastic breaks and everything lands on your face. FML

#21417490
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22752) - you deserved it (5576)

On 05/29/2015 at 6:58am - misc - by sassy_girl144 (woman) - United Kingdom (West Berkshire)

Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML

Today, while walking my dog, I opened my mouth to yawn. A wasp took the opportunity to fly into my mouth and announce its presence by stinging my tongue. FML

Today, I went to see my ill granddad in hospital. I saw lots of doctors around his bed, and they pronounced him dead, so I ran out crying. A little later, I found out that my granddad had been moved, and it was a different man in his bed. FML

#21386936
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32102) - you deserved it (3397)

On 04/03/2015 at 9:41am - health - by Ravhi Karia - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML

#21379710
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32915) - you deserved it (6580)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

Today, while waxing a client's chest, I forgot to have him turn his head. When I ripped the strip, I punched him in the face. FML

#21379638
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24785) - you deserved it (7923)

On 03/22/2015 at 6:32pm - work - by waxer150 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I ate a wonderful meal, after which I fell asleep on my couch and had a dream that my husband was passionately kissing me. I woke up to realize it was actually my cat licking bits of food out of my teeth. FML

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

#21361311
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32381) - you deserved it (4783)

On 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by headache - United States

Today, while watching a clip of the show "16 and Pregnant" on YouTube in my room, my mom yelled from the kitchen that dinner was ready. Without skipping a beat, I yelled back, "I'm pregnant!" I'm a guy. FML

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

#21354315
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18802) - you deserved it (35670)

On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my elderly neighbour told me why my other neighbours don't talk to me. I'm a massage/physical therapist and treat clients, mostly athletes, in my home. My neighbours saw the steady stream of young, buff guys coming to my house and concluded that I'm a gay prostitute. FML

#21327463
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33299) - you deserved it (2645)

On 12/30/2014 at 10:34pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my coworker pointed to our nervous new intern and asked who he was. I jokingly said, "Can't you tell? He's our new slave." I then quickly realized how bad that sounded, given the intern is black. FML

#21327404
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27853) - you deserved it (16799)

On 12/30/2014 at 8:39pm - work - by smooth - United States

Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML

Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML

#21316166
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32142) - you deserved it (4048)

On 12/12/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by lateralligator - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while my boyfriend and I were talking with his sister-in-law about a TV show, his 6-year-old nephew walked up just in time to hear how Santa killed the protagonist's parents. I've never seen such a heartbroken face in my life, and now he won't stop asking if Santa kills people. FML

#21309908
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28092) - you deserved it (3775)

On 12/02/2014 at 2:52am - kids - by xmassmasher - United States (Louisiana)



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