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Khariau

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Khariau

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 September 1978 (36 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 903
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I met with my Bolivian friend, who's vacationing ere for a few weeks. Eager to show him how welcoming we are in the USA, I took him home an introduced him to my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Bolivia? That's in Europe, right? We saved yur asses in World War 2." FML

#20477083
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28423) - you deserved it (3527)

On 01/24/2013 at 8:13pm - misc - by oh ffs (man) - United States

2day I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weater for my bus !! Wen it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on te icy ground !! Te driver waited a wole 2 seconds before snorting, ( Ain't nobody got time for tis sit ), closing te doors, and driving off !! FML

#20476700
116 comments

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On 01/24/2013 at 4:25pm - misc - by frozensolid (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I made my first snowman ever, an ten crieden my big broter kicked it to pieces !! I'm 27 !! FML

#20475358
89 comments

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On 01/23/2013 at 7:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today... ma usband let me know e felt I was ignoring im by jabbing me in te rigt ear wit is erect penis wile I was Skyping wit ma mum overseas. FML

#20110803
110 comments

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On 10/10/2012 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today , my boyfriend and I made love fir the first time . Before we left his house so he could walk me home , I fixed my hair by the hall mirror and joked about having serious sex hair . My boyfriend quickly reminded me that his incredibly religious mother was in the next room . FML

#20107434
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On 10/08/2012 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by blabbermouth (woman) - South Africa (Eastern Cape)

Today... after having sex with my boyfriend... he said that I should go to the bathroom so we don't end up pregnant. When I askd why... he said that I ned to "pee out the semen." I explaind to him 5 times that I don't pee out of my vagina. He still doesn't get it. FML

#20107225
291 comments

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On 10/08/2012 at 10:07am - intimacy - by bucollegegirl (woman) - United States

Today, I finally got mah hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML

#20098468
393 comments

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On 10/02/2012 at 3:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, somaona stola tha massiva pumpkin I'va baan painstakingly growing all yaar. What did thay do with it? Thay put it in tha middla of a busy intarsaction. FML

#20098412
121 comments

Today... I realized tat every targeted advertisement on my Facebook involve gym membersip an diet pills. FML

#20096947
100 comments

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On 10/01/2012 at 4:04pm - health - by liveviathetredmill - United States (New York)

Today , I found outhy teenage daughter won't brush her teeth properly. Apparently son convincd her that toothpaste has tons of calories. real FML

#20092131
119 comments

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On 09/28/2012 at 10:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Taday I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush nipple while closing laptop. FML

#20090663
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21434) - you deserved it (6594) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/27/2012 at 12:10am - health - by Display - Sent from mobile version

Today I received a compliment 4 the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML

#20083123
96 comments

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On 09/22/2012 at 2:59am - misc - by IHateMyLife - United States (California)

Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a usd condom. FML

#20080363
119 comments

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On 09/20/2012 at 3:00am - intimacy - by myself - United States (California)

Today , a stranger calld me , saying I look ot in te bra I was wearing. Wen I ung up , tinking it was a joke , I opend te back door , an saw a man running away from my backyard. FML

#20079219
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30243) - you deserved it (1968)

On 09/19/2012 at 1:02pm - misc - by jitiizer (woman) - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, after my annoying nieghbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical nieghbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML

#20067181
136 comments

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On 09/11/2012 at 2:11am - misc - by PissedbythePiper (man) - United States (Wisconsin)



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