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Today, I met with my Bolivian friend, who's vacationing here for a few weeks. Eager to show him how welcoming we are in the USA, I took him home and introduced him to my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Bolivia? That's in Europe, right? We saved your asses in World War 2." FML
by oh ffs / 01/24/2013 at 8:13pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML
by frozensolid / 01/24/2013 at 4:25pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 01/23/2013 at 7:17pm / United Kingdom (Kent) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/10/2012 at 5:48pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I made love for the first time. Before we left his house so he could walk me home, I fixed my hair by the hall mirror and joked about having serious sex hair. My boyfriend quickly reminded me that his incredibly religious mother was in the next room. FML
by blabbermouth / 10/08/2012 at 1:26pm / South Africa (Eastern Cape) / Intimacy
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he said that I should go to the bathroom so we don't end up pregnant. When I asked why, he said that I need to "pee out the semen." I explained to him 5 times that I don't pee out of my vagina. He still doesn't get it. FML
by bucollegegirl / 10/08/2012 at 10:07am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/02/2012 at 3:39pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by dagreatpumpkin / 10/02/2012 at 2:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by liveviathetredmill / 10/01/2012 at 4:04pm / United States (New York) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/28/2012 at 10:25am / United States (California) / Kids
by Display / 09/27/2012 at 12:10am / Health
by IHateMyLife / 09/22/2012 at 2:59am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by myself / 09/20/2012 at 3:00am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by jitiizer / 09/19/2012 at 1:02pm / Netherlands (Friesland) / Miscellaneous
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
by PissedbythePiper / 09/11/2012 at 2:11am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one… Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…