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Kgirl2cute
  • Town/Country : Brisbane, Australia
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 353
  • Number of comments : 166
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML

#20169028
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I agree, your life sucks (17174) - you deserved it (1643)

On 11/19/2012 at 1:21am - health - by NOIDIDNOT (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went out to a club, hoping to score. I'd read about a trick pickup artists use called "negging" and decided to try it out. As I finished complimenting a girl for being brave enough to have not made much of an effort with her makeup, she slammed her knee between my legs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3141) - you deserved it (32323)

On 09/07/2012 at 8:26pm - misc - by scumbag i guess - United States (Texas)



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