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KevenV

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KevenV

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 337
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About KevenV : Just here for some laughs and to procrastinate when i really should be doing important stuff. Feel free to talk to me, i rarely bite ;)

KevenV's page activity

Visits<b>RaspberryFlower</b> - the 08/25/2014 at 7:49pm<b>Faithilicious123</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 8:16pm<b>RockUntilYouDie</b> - the 07/11/2014 at 4:06am<b>aa1717</b> - the 07/05/2014 at 5:10pm<b>MomentoMori</b> - the 06/30/2014 at 10:07pm<b>MeAnd</b> - the 06/16/2014 at 6:36am<b>TotallyTrudy</b> - the 06/11/2014 at 1:34pm<b>miichiii</b> - the 06/10/2014 at 1:17pm<b>kitcat517</b> - the 06/08/2014 at 6:01pm<b>fancypotato</b> - the 06/04/2014 at 4:48pm<b>marinade18</b> - the 06/03/2014 at 7:37am<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 05/27/2014 at 6:35pm<b>Wolverine33</b> - the 05/22/2014 at 2:20pm<b>dzhonatan</b> - the 05/22/2014 at 9:59am<b>Ghost_Kaulitz</b> - the 05/21/2014 at 4:17pm<b>Bluebl4ze</b> - the 05/21/2014 at 12:33pm<b>xkore787</b> - the 05/20/2014 at 11:28pm<b>AutumnMasquerade</b> - the 05/18/2014 at 8:52pm

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KevenV's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife was putting her finger in my bellybutton and making overly sexual noises. I thought this was all fun and games until I realized she was actually into this. FML

#21209385
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51789) - you deserved it (6445)

On 07/14/2014 at 11:25pm - intimacy - by thedoc (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML

#21159254
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64032) - you deserved it (9319)

On 06/01/2014 at 11:51am - intimacy - by help me - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming "What the fuck?!" FML

#21151127
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49921) - you deserved it (7527)

On 05/25/2014 at 12:09pm - misc - by great 1st impression (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, the only person in my entire family to show up sober and on time to my graduation was my grandma. FML

#21150544
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48403) - you deserved it (3910)

On 05/24/2014 at 7:57pm - misc - by Congrats to me - United States (Ohio)

Today, I told my 4-year-old neighbor that I'm pregnant. His response was to attack me with a stick "for swallowing a baby." Three people had to pull him off. FML

#21145558
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48694) - you deserved it (5593)

On 05/19/2014 at 8:00pm - kids - by Baby eater - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I flexed so hard for a selfie, I gave myself a hernia. FML

#21138987
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23548) - you deserved it (67622)

On 05/13/2014 at 7:46pm - health - by ShutTheFuCupcake (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML

#21137389
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60249) - you deserved it (5148)

On 05/12/2014 at 1:17am - kids - by kids -

Today, it's five days until my wedding and I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister. They share clothes, have the same haircut, and they even take turns flirting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me. I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one. FML

#21133982
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64109) - you deserved it (8116)

On 05/08/2014 at 9:55am - love - by STOP (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my best friend wanted to see what my new boyfriend looks like. By chance, he'd sent me a Snapchat a few minutes before, so I opened it to show her, only to see that it was a dick pic. FML

#21132642
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36487) - you deserved it (42204)

On 05/06/2014 at 7:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a bird got into the walls of my house through a hole. I located where it was by following the chirping and scratching sounds, and drilled a hole to get it out. I pulled out the drill, only to find the drill bit bloody. Suddenly, no more chirps. FML

#21131587
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50914) - you deserved it (17137)

On 05/05/2014 at 5:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, and drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light she hit us. She then yelled that I purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are". FML

#21129304
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48766) - you deserved it (3173)

On 05/03/2014 at 1:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)



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