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by Anonymous / 08/03/2014 at 11:13am / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, during school, I passed out in the lunch line and hit my head on the metal rail as I fell. Rather than helping or expressing concern at all, my friends simply left my unconscious body on the floor. Why? They had to get to the lasagna before the cafeteria ran out of it. FML
by _sempiternus / 11/16/2013 at 11:18am / United States / Health
by whateven / 01/08/2013 at 12:45pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by damnedbydurberg / 11/21/2011 at 7:35pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, after 25 years of marriage and 2 children, I was served with divorce papers. It turns out my 51 year old, soon to be ex, has been having an affair with the 24 year old tutor I hired to help our daughter bring her grades up. They are in love and want to start a new family together as soon as possible. FML
by brokenhearted / 02/18/2010 at 4:51am / United States / Love
Today, I had one of the worst panic attacks in years. I was worried nobody cared about me and that I had completely messed up my life. I was hyperventilating and crying hysterically. My mom walked by my room, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make those noises, at least shut the door." FML
by Screwed / 03/15/2009 at 11:38pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by bittersweet / 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm / United States (New York) / Love
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