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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 235
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About KennyBound : Hey, I'm Kenny. Say hi, if you want. I'm typically an easygoing person who draws a lot.

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KennyBound's favorite FMLs

Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML.

#21228356
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44159) - you deserved it (5842)

On 08/03/2014 at 11:13am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, during school, I passed out in the lunch line and hit my head on the metal rail as I fell. Rather than helping or expressing concern at all, my friends simply left my unconscious body on the floor. Why? They had to get to the lasagna before the cafeteria ran out of it. FML

Today, my boss "borrowed" my prescription sunglasses off my desk. She crashed her car because they made her dizzy, and thinks I should pay for the damages. FML

#20447961
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48688) - you deserved it (2565)

On 01/08/2013 at 12:45pm - work - by whateven (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML

#18310525
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35332) - you deserved it (2924)

On 11/21/2011 at 7:35pm - misc - by damnedbydurberg (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after 25 years of marriage and 2 children, I was served with divorce papers. It turns out my 51 year old, soon to be ex, has been having an affair with the 24 year old tutor I hired to help our daughter bring her grades up. They are in love and want to start a new family together as soon as possible. FML

#8400921
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41598) - you deserved it (2546)

On 02/18/2010 at 4:51am - love - by brokenhearted (woman) - United States

Today, I had one of the worst panic attacks in years. I was worried nobody cared about me and that I had completely messed up my life. I was hyperventilating and crying hysterically. My mom walked by my room, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make those noises, at least shut the door." FML

#365324
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (206392) - you deserved it (29012)

On 03/15/2009 at 11:38pm - misc - by Screwed (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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