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About Kellyexpo : Weird shit happens to me all the time

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Today, I got a few notes from this girl I like at school for 2 years telling me she feels the same way. My dad knocks on the door and I panic and say "Hold on!". I shoved them under my pillow then told him to come in. He said "Son, it's perfectly normal to masturbate." FML

#14349
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I agree, your life sucks (32119) - you deserved it (10421)

On 02/08/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Misunderstood (man) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML

#1305
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I agree, your life sucks (33102) - you deserved it (5981)

On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking for our bubblegum flavored "numbing" lotion to have some morning fun. We couldnt find it anywhere. After about 10 minutes, my little nephew comes from my room crying and drool coming out of his mouth. He smelt like bubblegum, his mouth and tongue were all numb. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32580) - you deserved it (8418)

On 01/12/2009 at 10:37am - intimacy - by LiLGeek - United States (California)



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