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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 September 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 944
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About KellyKilljoy : The name's Kelly.
I like reading about how fucked up peoples' lives are, or how big a dumbass they can
make themselves out to be. Moreso the latter than the former in most cases. :}

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2day I hered my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door... "Are u jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up u fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML


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On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Taday I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulld impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out there wasn't a line to make a right hand turn. I had been waiting behind a line of parkd cars. FML


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On 04/09/2009 at 4:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was walking out of a Starbucks an saw someone walking out behind me, thinking it would be the nice thing to do I held the door open. I was holding the door fir about 30 seconds before realizing I was holding the door fir my own shadow.


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On 04/06/2009 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I passed the grl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H . She picked it up, read it, turned around an asked me, "Do you know who Mark H . is?" FML


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On 04/02/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by SupaSu - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I awoke to the sound looool of my dad knocking on my dorm room door fir a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks fir last night", and leaves. FML


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On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

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