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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 October 1995 (19 years)
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About KeiIshiyama : I love reading these FMLs. Whether it's some douchebag cheating on his lover/spouse or a klutzy teen smashing himself with a sledgehammer, it's always a pleasure to come on and have a few laughs (or, in the case of assholes who have it coming, lashes) at the expense of others :P

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