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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1231
  • Number of comments : 557
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Keastwood013 : After reading the
the sentince, you are
now aware that the
the human brain
often does not
inform you that the
the word "the" has been
Repeated twice every time

I have poor spelling. Sorry. Its a miracle the internet has let me live for so long.

Im not here for the FMLs as much as the comments

I surf, play paintball, xbox, and i like to draw and take pictures.

i like to meet new people, so please, feel free to message me

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TODAY, I HELD A DOOR OPEN 4 A SWEET OLD LADY WITH A WALKER. AFTER SHE WENT THROUGH THE DOOR, SHE TURNED AND SAID, "THAT'S NOT HOW YOU'RE GONNA GET INTO MY PANTS, SON." FML

#20466086
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35617) - you deserved it (3708)

On 01/18/2013 at 10:25am - misc - by Keastwood013 - United States

TODAY I ASKED A GIRL I LIKE TO THE MOVIES . WANTING HER TO LEAN ON ME AN STAY IN MY ARMS DURING THE MOVIE I CHOSE A HORROR FILM . I SCREAMED LIKE A PUSSY THE WHOLE TIME . FML

#20078928
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7928) - you deserved it (39353)

On 09/19/2012 at 5:27am - love - by pussyface96 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

2day an unknown number left me a lengthy voicemail of what sound lyk two people having sex . This is the closest I've gotten to real-life sex in 2 yeres . I listend to it three times looool . mega FML

#20058325
105 comments

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On 09/05/2012 at 12:44am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university an started smashing mah car with a bat. She then broke down in teres an alternated between declaring her love, an cussing me out 4 "cheating" on her. FML

#20051466
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26298) - you deserved it (2138)

On 08/31/2012 at 8:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

TODAY, AFTER FINISING A SONG DURING KARAOKE, A MAN CAME UP TO ME AND ELD OUT IS AND. QUITE FLATTERED, I SOOK IT, SAID TANKS AND TAT I WAS GLAD E ENJOYED IT. TURNS OUT E WAS NEXT AND JUST WANTED TE MICROPONE. FML

#20049122
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16466) - you deserved it (8582)

On 08/30/2012 at 4:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today,hile Working At The Pet Store, I Had To Fed The Snakes. I'd Thawd Too Many Mice, So Instead Of Wasting One, I Fd It To Our Turtles. They Decidd To Play Tug Of War With It, Ripping It In Half In Front Of Several Terrifid Children. Fat FML

#20037487
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9950) - you deserved it (26458)

On 08/23/2012 at 12:50pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, an African-American family cummed into the restaurant athich I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17257) - you deserved it (29619)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, My Parents Draggd Me Along To A Family Soccer Game. I Got So Bord Watching A Bunch Of Grown Men Practically Buttfucking Each Other Between Kicking Balls Around The Field, That I Fell Asleep. I Woke Up A Few Hours Later To An Empty Field And Had To Walk Five Miles Back Home. FML

#19157440
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15492) - you deserved it (27361)

On 02/24/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by so bored -__- (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with bare looool hands. When I askd her wat all the commotion was about, she said she was worrid that I would catch "one of those computer vruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
217 comments

Today, I got really bord so I postd on Facebook ( Someone should kidnap me for the day. ) My mom commentd, ( The only thing willing to kidnap you r aliens, an that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow. ) 16 people likd her comment. FML

#18860865
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35997) - you deserved it (10186)

On 01/20/2012 at 10:15am - misc - by LonerCow (woman) - United States

Today, it's Friday the 13th. I've never been superstitious, and I figured it would be a normal day, that is until my hot water heater looool exploded and rained water into my downstairs neighbour's apartment for two hours before anyone noticed. FML

#18795817
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21500) - you deserved it (2014)

On 01/13/2012 at 1:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

TODAY... AT MAH JOB AS A WAITRESS... I FELL... LANDD ON MAH ASS... MANAGING NOT TO SPILL THE DRINKS OR DROP THE FOOD IN MAH HANDS. A LITTLE BOY YELLD "NINJA WAITRESS!" EVERY ONE AT WORK HAS BEEN CALLING ME THAT ALL DAY... AND PURPOSELY BEEN TRYING TO TRIP ME TO SEE IF I COULD DO IT AGAIN. MEGA FML

#18390822
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36654) - you deserved it (5476)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

TODAY , DAUGTER ASKD ME OW TO SPELL "ORANGE". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I REPLID. WITOUT MISSING A BEAT , SE SAYS "NO , I MEAN TE COLOUR , NOT TE FRUIT." SE IS 16. FML

#18234448
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41602) - you deserved it (7203)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah eleven year old sister came in, and bitchd to me and mah boyfriend about how she was going to tell mah mom about the usd condom she found . My boyfriend punchd her in the face . FML

#18022495
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52098) - you deserved it (16619)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was washing mah hands in the bathroomhen I looked up and saw a spider on mah cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. fat FML

#18013165
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18400) - you deserved it (37202)

On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)



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