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KeXu
  • Town/Country : Australia, East Ukraine
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 350
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About KeXu : I ponder how many downvotes I can accumulate...

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Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36384) - you deserved it (6029)

On 09/04/2013 at 1:28pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (South Dakota)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML

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398 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35072) - you deserved it (3815)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, I was cashiering, and a customer's change came to $5.51. She looked pretty stinking rich, so I just gave her $5.50. She demanded the extra penny, and I asked if she really needed it. She said, "No, but they do, asshole," and dropped her $5.51 in the charity donation box. FML

#19781749
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6569) - you deserved it (94822)

On 06/13/2012 at 12:00pm - money - by ouch - United States (Florida)

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

#19776975
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38445) - you deserved it (3668)

On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

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154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15583) - you deserved it (28084)

On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)



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