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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 January 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2227
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Kcired : I'm an Actor in training. I goof around a lot... and I punch babies in my spare time

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Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32981) - you deserved it (3458)

On 02/07/2010 at 9:18am - work - by Ryan - Sent from mobile version

Today, I meant to express to my friends that I was enamored with a young saleswoman I had encountered at a store. I wanted to tell them that she was quite petite and that I am, in general, attracted to petite women. Instead I said "You know? I like little girls." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19579) - you deserved it (58082)

On 06/03/2009 at 1:23am - love - by boinger (man) - United States (California)



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