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Kaytyn

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 June 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 346
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Kaytyn : Well, I'm 5'6, white, female, light brown hair, hazel eyes, no longer a minor, and an ass-load of interesting stories.

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Kaytyn's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML

#19413204
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6398) - you deserved it (25332)

On 04/05/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home from work to find a burglar in my house. He then said that he was just leaving, and went back out of the broken window. FML

#19392856
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27505) - you deserved it (2149)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML

#19387576
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21678) - you deserved it (2960)

On 04/01/2012 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I realized that something's wrong when you have to go to a mental hospital for a family reunion. FML

#19367140
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26577) - you deserved it (1947)

On 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm - misc - by neverthesame - United States (Tennessee)

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML

#19349740
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26932) - you deserved it (2759)

On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that sex in the woods is amazing. I also found that the roar of a nearby bear will end the amazement. Not only was I cock blocked by a bear, I almost shit myself. FML

#19323804
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29691) - you deserved it (6697)

On 03/21/2012 at 11:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML

#19315463
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30061) - you deserved it (3396)

On 03/20/2012 at 6:27pm - misc - by Laura - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML

#19299263
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8065) - you deserved it (41573)

On 03/18/2012 at 7:41am - love - by Austin Franklin - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML

#19285505
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32130) - you deserved it (4439)

On 03/15/2012 at 10:21pm - love - by spermbankonlegs (man) - United States (Ohio)



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