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About KaylaMarie00 : Hi, I'm Kayla-Marie. Since someone took my bio, I decided to make a new one. I'm 15, mixed, have a high pitch voice, am super ticklish. The left side of my body sucks. I'm in jrotc. I love talking to people, but sometimes I can be a bitch. Sorry, not sorry.
I love to laugh and smile.
I speak English, Spanish, and French.
Dreams for when I grow up are to be a stay at home mom, like mine.
-down with the swirl;)
Yeaah that's me,
Message me, I bite:p
Follow me on Instagram-kayla_sweedleson
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Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML
Today, after leaving my mom's house, I got 4 text messages from her about how I was a terrible person for not saying goodbye to my sister when I left. The "sister" she was referring to is the family dog. FML
Today, my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now thinks it's hilarious to flinch in public when I get near her, and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML
Friday 27 March 2015