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KaylaMarie00

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KaylaMarie00

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7353
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About KaylaMarie00 : Hi, I'm Kayla-Marie. Since someone took my bio, I decided to make a new one. I'm 15, mixed, have a high pitch voice, am super ticklish. The left side of my body sucks. I'm in jrotc. I love talking to people, but sometimes I can be a bitch. Sorry, not sorry.
I love to laugh and smile.
I speak English, Spanish, and French.
Dreams for when I grow up are to be a stay at home mom, like mine.
-down with the swirl;)
Kik- Kaylahnicoole
Yeaah that's me,
Message me, I bite:p
Follow me on Instagram-kayla_sweedleson

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KaylaMarie00's favorite FMLs

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML

#21196912
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53892) - you deserved it (12729)

On 07/03/2014 at 12:53am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

#21195046
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51585) - you deserved it (4418)

On 07/01/2014 at 1:31pm - love - by carebear1228 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at my grandparent's funeral, we were waiting for the pastor. He was fashionably late because he couldn't find his sunglasses and had gone to buy new ones. FML

#21194487
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39557) - you deserved it (2957)

On 06/30/2014 at 11:59pm - misc - by too cool (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I told my husband that I didn't feel like he loved me. He looked away and replied, "Fair enough". FML

#21194486
72 comments

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

#21194154
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30347) - you deserved it (44258)

On 06/30/2014 at 7:39pm - kids - by BaWanda (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML

#21194001
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56517) - you deserved it (4072)

On 06/30/2014 at 5:06pm - love - by outoflove (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML

#21193691
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26223) - you deserved it (38763)

On 06/30/2014 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my daughter asked me how long she had to put her 2-minute noodles in the microwave for. FML

#21193510
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42662) - you deserved it (7267)

On 06/30/2014 at 7:40am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I sped off down the road, then realized to my horror that my cat was clinging to the roof of the car. FML

Today, I donated to a charity website. My card was repeatedly refused by the website but when I went on my account, I was charged for each time I tried. I was scammed by a charity. FML

#21193277
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53286) - you deserved it (8404)

On 06/30/2014 at 1:02am - money - by Charitable (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after leaving my mom's house, I got 4 text messages from her about how I was a terrible person for not saying goodbye to my sister when I left. The "sister" she was referring to is the family dog. FML

#21192815
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40690) - you deserved it (4363)

On 06/29/2014 at 6:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now thinks it's hilarious to flinch in public when I get near her, and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML

#21192543
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62352) - you deserved it (4833)

On 06/29/2014 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML

#21191426
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44854) - you deserved it (24497)

On 06/28/2014 at 11:48am - love - by lovegame (man) - Singapore

Today, I spent the whole day doing a 500 piece puzzle. The last piece didn't fit. FML

#21191359
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43328) - you deserved it (6169)

On 06/28/2014 at 10:08am - misc - by Puzzlepiece - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML

#21190541
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43179) - you deserved it (6150)

On 06/27/2014 at 5:15pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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