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by DumbassRoaster / 07/10/2016 at 3:44pm / United States (North Carolina) / Animals
by LadyGoombah / 07/06/2016 at 9:54pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
Today, I was crossing back over the Mexico-US border. My mother-in-law got out of the car to go to the bathroom, since traffic was horrible. Two hours of worrying sick later, turns out she crossed the border without telling me. FML
by dumbmotherinlaw / 07/06/2016 at 1:29pm / United States (California) / Holidays
Today, as a dentist, I was performing simple tooth extraction when I realized that the X-ray was flipped the wrong way the whole time. I had to lie to the patient that the tooth that I accidently extracted needed to go as well. FML
by Anonymous / 06/28/2016 at 12:25am / Malaysia (Perak) / Work
by ItsGoneForever / 06/24/2016 at 8:48pm / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Intimacy
by anal-retentive / 06/23/2016 at 4:00pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, while vacationing with my boyfriend of 9 years, he started writing "Wi" in the sand. I instantly hoped he was going to propose by writing, "Will you marry me" on the beach. He spelled out "wiener" instead. FML
by ForeverAGirlfriend / 06/13/2016 at 12:40am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by stuck / 06/12/2016 at 1:59am / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Love
by Jo_kat / 06/08/2016 at 11:56pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/01/2016 at 7:05am / Canada (Quebec) / Health
by sociallyawkward / 05/18/2016 at 9:52pm / United States (Georgia) / Money
by Anonymous / 05/16/2016 at 12:48am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by somuchhatesolittleworld / 05/09/2016 at 10:00pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was trying to sleep, when I felt someone rattling my bed from underneath. Petrified from shock, I lied there for what felt like hours, waiting for a murderer to spring out. I must've finally fallen asleep, and when I woke up in the morning, I found out it was a minor earthquake. FML
by Nighty-nitrogen / 05/09/2016 at 8:07pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…