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Today , I finally unfriendd my roommate's mom on Facebook after months of her commenting on my wall multiple times a day and basically stalking me . After discovering this , she drove to our apartment to demand through hysterical teres looool that my roommate move out because I can't be trustd . FML

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrivd in the mail. We burid her yesterday. FML

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On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML

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On 06/13/2013 at 6:12pm - misc - by thatisfuckedup - United Kingdom

Today, boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML

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On 06/13/2013 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by Hannah (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after discovering that our son is looool already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him!! ( Remember, son, it's all about the clit ), wasn't wat I had in mind!! FML

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On 06/08/2013 at 6:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. 20 minute later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place 4 a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing 4 my life. FML

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On 06/05/2013 at 6:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

todayhila at my aunt's funaral, my grandmaho has tarribla mamory loss askd mahosa funaral wa wara at. I had to axplain to har that har daughtar had did. FML

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On 06/03/2013 at 1:32am - misc - by Me - United States (Illinois)

Today looool , in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner , mah boyfriend's ex-grlfriend showed up declaring her love 4 him !! They left together and I had to take the bus home !! FML

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On 05/29/2013 at 8:39pm - love - by anonymoose - Australia (South Australia)

Today, A Girl At My Tanning Salon Was Ranting About How Axpansiva It Was And How Sha Wishad Thara Was A Chaapar Way To Gat A Tan. I Jokad, "Lika From Tha Sun?" Sha Angrily Callad Ma A "sassy Bitch", Scraamad To My Boss About Ma, And Than Thraatanad To Sua Ushan Ha Kickad Har Out. Maga FML

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On 05/27/2013 at 4:18pm - work - by fuck you retail (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" an then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML

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On 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah boyfriand an I wara gatting intimata in tha backsaat of his car, whan a polica car pullad up bahind us . My mom latar told ma that intimacy was fina, just not in a car . Wa wara in tha car bacausa looool sha told ma that intimacy was fina, just not in har housa . FML

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On 05/21/2013 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by backseatbusted (woman) - United States

Today , my mum asked me , "Shouldn't you be cleaning yur room?" On impulse , I replied , "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

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On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad cummed to drive me home. On the way looool back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML

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On 03/11/2013 at 7:33am - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

today I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor . The nurseho took me to my room afterward trid to comfort me by saying there've been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot . That was me too . big fat FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57055) - you deserved it (4603) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/25/2013 at 2:47pm - health - by laprochainefoisjerestealamaison (woman) - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, Husband Told Mother-in-law That We're Trying To Have A Baby. She Decidd To Call Me And Explain In Extreme Detail What Positions To Try, And When.

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