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Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML


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On 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I finally finished vacuuming my downstairs. Instead of finding the wall outlet and unplugging the vacuum, I triumphantly tugged the cord from across the room to release the plug from the wall. It flew at me at top speed and hit me in the face. FML


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On 12/12/2009 at 3:36pm - misc - by ouch (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went looking for a childhood doll - I remembered that my mum kept her in her bedside cabinet. I could see the doll at the back, but there was stuff in the way, so I reached in and took some of it out, only to find I was holding one of my mum's toys... a big black rubber cock. FML


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On 02/07/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by J (woman) - United Kingdom (Stockport)

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