About Kawaiichan42 : My Favorites
Band: Kamelot, particularly their Faust concept album
TV Show: Criminal Minds
Book: Tie between the Drizzt series and the Mercy Thompson series
I'm a psychology student in an online college, so I'm on my computer almost all the time, unless I'm helping my dad or grandma with their housework or I am at work myself. Anything else you want to know, you can ask me.
About Kawaiichan42 : My Favorites
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by nukebroadcast / 12/16/2010 at 1:32am / United States (Nevada) / Health
by wearingshorts / 08/28/2010 at 12:54am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by chewybarseventy / 08/24/2010 at 2:17am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML
by K_M / 08/23/2010 at 12:18am / Malaysia (Selangor) / Kids
Today, while driving I made a fake phone call with my fake boyfriend, making him sound amazing to my friends who were in the car with me. Until the red and blue flashing lights pulled up behind us. My fake boyfriend cost me $160 in real fines. FML
by Anonymous / 08/07/2010 at 7:36pm / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation
Today, I decided to call the number a cute guy had scribbled onto a napkin and given to me. I was greeted by, "Hello, this is Dr. Allen's office." Surprised, because I didn't remember his name being anything close to Allen, I asked who Dr. Allen was. She's a psychologist. FML
by TRalalla / 08/07/2010 at 1:10pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Single / 08/07/2010 at 7:01am / France (Bretagne) / Love
by stuckonrepeat / 08/04/2010 at 4:17pm / Ireland (Cork) / Intimacy
by Embarressed... / 08/04/2010 at 6:25am / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Intimacy
Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML
by bitch / 08/03/2010 at 9:19pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
by Nuttree / 08/01/2010 at 3:02am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/31/2010 at 7:24pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, I was wearing my yoga pants for my boyfriend. He's infatuated with them. He claims they make my ass look nice. I found out it's because I constantly get a camel toe, and it gives him a semi every time he sees it. I found this out by listening to him and his father at dinner. FML
by cameltoeyourface / 07/25/2010 at 8:42pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/06/2009 at 3:58am / United States (Maryland) / Love
Today, I gave my wife of four years a special anniversary gift: a red rose dipped in liquid gold so that she would cherish and admire it forever. She told me it was too "Italian" looking. I now have a hundred dollar rose sitting in my office. FML
by WiltedFlower / 07/31/2009 at 12:02pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love