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Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53781) - you deserved it (8537)

On 07/31/2013 at 12:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Belgium (West-Vlaanderen)

Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39878) - you deserved it (2459)

On 12/29/2012 at 7:22pm - love - by melas303 - United States

Today, my car died on a major road, a cop pulled over to help, he offered to jump me, while doing so because my battery was so dead he told me to put the gas on the floor, I did and my car roared to life, he then pulled me over five feet from where my car died to give me a ticket for a loud exhaust. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63345) - you deserved it (5075)

On 05/22/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by fmlcops (man) - United States (Illinois)



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