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Today, I started my first day at a job. First thing my manager does is ask me if I knew the fastest way to kill someone there, then told me with a straight face all of what would occur when dumping a person's head into the deep fryer. Then the psycho assigned me to the fry station. FML
by TheVagabond_SRG / 08/02/2016 at 2:46am / United States (Texas) / Work
by :x / 02/03/2016 at 10:40am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, I walked in on my 13-year-old sister cutting her pubic hair with scissors. After a long talk about what on earth she was doing, she confessed to doing it so her boyfriend could find her clitoris. FML
by Anonymous / 12/26/2015 at 12:40am / United States (Kentucky) / Kids
by DENTALITY / 05/23/2015 at 7:06am / Norway / Kids
by seethroughpee / 05/06/2015 at 1:22am / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/18/2015 at 12:45pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, when I dropped my 6-year-old daughter off at school, a little boy ran up to her so I asked his name. My daughter explained: "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, he's my slave. He's come to carry my bag. See you later, mom!" FML
by mafille / 03/18/2015 at 11:22pm / France / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I moved to a big city, alone, from a small town. After convincing myself it wasn't that scary, I hailed my first cab. The driver spent the 30 minute ride from the airport telling me about how "sometimes, you just gotta shoot a guy" because if they steal your shoes, they deserve it. FML
by smalltownkid / 03/01/2015 at 6:22pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/01/2015 at 1:59pm / United Kingdom (Suffolk) / Love
by frediqqq / 02/25/2015 at 11:21pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her first boyfriend is a special one because 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my virginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML
by Like mother like daughter / 02/24/2015 at 5:25pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by Duckzy / 02/07/2015 at 5:34pm / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/07/2015 at 6:51am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
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