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Today, I walked in on my 13-year-old sister cutting her pubic hair with scissors. After a long talk about what on earth she was doing, she confessed to doing it so her boyfriend could find her clitoris. FML
by Anonymous / 12/26/2015 at 12:40am / United States (Kentucky) / Kids
by DENTALITY / 05/23/2015 at 7:06am / Norway / Kids
by seethroughpee / 05/06/2015 at 1:22am / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/18/2015 at 12:45pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, when I dropped my 6-year-old daughter off at school, a little boy ran up to her so I asked his name. My daughter explained: "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, he's my slave. He's come to carry my bag. See you later, mom!" FML
by mafille / 03/18/2015 at 11:22pm / France / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I moved to a big city, alone, from a small town. After convincing myself it wasn't that scary, I hailed my first cab. The driver spent the 30 minute ride from the airport telling me about how "sometimes, you just gotta shoot a guy" because if they steal your shoes, they deserve it. FML
by smalltownkid / 03/01/2015 at 6:22pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/01/2015 at 1:59pm / United Kingdom (Suffolk) / Love
by frediqqq / 02/25/2015 at 11:21pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her first boyfriend is a special one because 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my virginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML
by Like mother like daughter / 02/24/2015 at 5:25pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by Duckzy / 02/07/2015 at 5:34pm / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/07/2015 at 6:51am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/03/2015 at 1:23pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love
Today, I got married. My grandpa took me aside afterwards and said that the moment the ceremony was over, he heard my wife's vagina slam shut. "Welcome to marriage, sucker," he chuckled, "It's just you and Rosy Palm now!" FML
by Anonymous / 01/31/2015 at 12:38am / United States (Texas) / Love