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About Kateyez_26 : 24 yr old Born and raised in buffalo NY, currently living in SoCal. Trying to get into modeling and yes all pics of me you see are real and are not photo shopped in any way. I'm very adventurous and love being outdoors. I love biking, hiking, camping, fishing, swimming, clubbing, food, road trips, playing video games, chillin with my jack russell and laughing. I work in a warehouse not very fun but work is work. I have a very low tolerance to bullshit....Anything you wanna know just ask XOXO
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Today, after 10 months of hard work, it was the opening night of the show I was directing. Everybody loved it, except my mother. She called it the worst thing she'd ever seen. Thanks for the support, mum. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing money from my purse. He tried to turn it on me by claiming I'll owe him for the flowers he'll get me on Valentine's Day, then tried to make me feel guilty by saying the whole thing is for "selfish bitches anyway". FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear. I thought it was a sweet thing to do, until I saw him open a slit in its back while visiting later in the day and removing a bag of weed. He gave me a teddy bear just so he could smuggle drugs past my parents. FML
Today, my new neighbor asked if I could keep my dog from yapping during the evenings, because it kept him awake last night. I don't have a dog, but I apologized anyway. I didn't have the heart to admit that those are the sounds my girlfriend makes during sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the shower and things were getting heated. I tried to move position, but slipped and fell, bringing the shower curtain I'd grabbed onto down with me along its support rod. My ass hit the floor just as hard as the rod hit my head. FML
Friday 27 March 2015