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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 November 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 361
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About KatNipped : This generation is messed up

The Walking Dead
Gossip Girl
Doctor Who

^^^^^Feel free to fan girl with me

If you like water, then you already like 73% of me.

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KatNipped's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49447) - you deserved it (6994)

On 08/20/2014 at 2:07am - intimacy - by Mia (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, it's the 16th day of my period. FML

Today, in the middle of a Spanish oral exam, I start to panic. My teacher suggests I say whatever pops into my head. I blurt out, "Heeey Macarena!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (42897) - you deserved it (8652) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2014 at 12:33am - work - by LeChameauTrisomique - France (Centre)

Today, I had given up on finding my makeup bag with cell phone and iPod my mom had bought for me recently. So I went to art to join the group of girls with whom I share the back art studio of my school. One of them was talking about how she'd ripped off some bitch's stuff, and she held up my bag. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38498) - you deserved it (2925)

On 12/21/2009 at 4:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I am so hot, I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML


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On 07/23/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by MitchFail (man) - United States

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bear to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML


I agree, your life sucks (461976) - you deserved it (66727)

On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

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