About Kasey103 : Hello! My name is Kasey, I'm a saxophonist, vocalist and guitarist from Michigan. Along with music, I'm big into hobbies, and I work at a local hobby shop during the summer and winter. I speak English, German, Dutch and a little French. I'm kinda dorky and love politics, so this provides for some entertaining stories. A lot of funny shit happens to me, so I joined this website to give a few laughs. Feel free to message me! :)
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by ilik3catz / 12/31/2010 at 7:05pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by Laura_2118 / 12/12/2009 at 2:28am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
Today, I was hanging out with my friends. My friend started talking about how unfair it is that women can use their breasts to get promotions. I told him that he has no place to talk, as he used his "d*ck" a few months ago with his female boss. His girlfriend of 3 years was sitting next to me. FML
by konichiwa / 11/02/2009 at 5:03pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I threw a party while my parents were gone. I forgot that our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so when people opened the door, it went off. I couldn't find the number for the alarm company, so the cops showed up. Everyone started cheering because they thought they were strippers. FML
by Life of the party / 08/19/2009 at 1:13am / Miscellaneous
Today, I was having sex with my husband. As I was undressing, he said, "Arr, I spy me some booty!" I let it go, I'm used to his embarassing pirate talk. But as he orgasmed, he screamed, "I'VE FOUND THE BURIED TREASURE!" My neighbors heard in the apartment next door and called to let me know. FML
by piratequeen / 08/07/2009 at 1:39pm / United States (Mississippi) / Intimacy
by honeymoondisaster / 05/23/2009 at 12:44am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/27/2009 at 5:47pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
by tvaladie / 04/16/2009 at 8:19pm / United States (Tennessee) / Transportation
Today, I was walking with my boyfriend in the hallway of our school, and once we got to his class, I leaned in for a kiss. Surprising me, he leaned away, and I asked what was wrong. He told me he's glad we're going out, but just doesn't want anyone to know. FML
by denied / 03/26/2009 at 7:49pm / United States (Delaware) / Love
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I saw him with another woman. I confronted both of them in screaming rage "What the fuck? Are you cheating on me with this ugly slut?" They were in shock. Turns out it was his cousin visiting from New Jersey, he was gonna introduce us at dinner. FML
by nowthatsfcked / 03/13/2009 at 9:18am / Canada / Love
Today, I was sitting in Science class and to my surprise I felt my pants suddenly becoming warm and wet. I looked behind me to see that 4 boys from my class had inserted a small funnel into my exposed buttcrack and where pouring the melted butter from the experiment into that area. FML
by Sarah / 03/10/2009 at 1:13pm / United Kingdom (Bolton) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "you jerk! Why are you mocking her? She has tourettes you know!" FML
by Ricky / 03/08/2009 at 8:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML
by sheyo / 03/04/2009 at 8:13pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML
by Noname / 02/26/2009 at 10:30am / United States (Michigan) / Work
Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML
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