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Kandyland

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Kandyland

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 March 1984 (31 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5055
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Kandyland : My life is completely f*ed.

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Today , I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stoppd by me. While the parents were fixing the strap , the baby lookd at me , gaspd , lookd at me again , gaspd , and then screamd. Ten minutes later , another baby lookd at me and screamd. My face scares babies. mega FML

#8488357
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30397) - you deserved it (3731)

On 02/20/2010 at 7:03pm - kids - by Scaryman (man) - United States (Maryland)

my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if looool I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

#8119072
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20567) - you deserved it (4723)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah 4-year-old niece told me she looool likes it when I'm around because I'm "squishy and smell lyk frid chicken all the time." FML

#8099934
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9572) - you deserved it (21552)

On 02/10/2010 at 7:07pm - misc - by squishy - United States (Georgia)

Today, mah 4-year-old niece told me she looool likes it when I'm around because I'm "squishy and smell lyk frid chicken all the time." FML

#8099934
58 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 7:07pm - misc - by squishy - United States (Georgia)

Today, mah mother machine-washd a suit I rentd for a friends wedding, despite me informing her that it was dry-clean only, an that the store would take care of it. I now owe $1600 to replace the suit, an mah mum is refusing to help pay, as she was "only trying to help." mega FML

#7514878
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33504) - you deserved it (2717)

On 01/23/2010 at 1:40am - love - by Phoenix - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, A MAN I DON'T KNOW CUMMED UP TO ME AN STARTED SCREAMING ABOUT HOW "ALL U DAMN MEXICANS WERE STEALING AMERICAN'S JOBS" AN HE STORMED OFF. I'M NATIVE AMERICAN, AN I'M PRETTY SURE WE'VE BEEN HERE LONGER. FML

#7482237
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51366) - you deserved it (4082)

On 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by hardtotell (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today... I was drinking from a water fountain. I bent over to sip the water and felt a HUGE slap on my ass. Completely confusd... I turn around to see some guy with a horrifid look on his face. Apparently he thought I was his grlfriend. And then I saw his grlfriend standing behind him. Giving me the evil eye. real FML

#7467735
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30523) - you deserved it (2409)

On 01/21/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

today I came ome from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took te ouse and most of te money, sister is seven monts pregnant, broter was arrested fir statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." O, and my fis died. FML

#6989911
266 comments

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On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Yesterday I Was Watching 'Caillou' !! It Was A Christma Special For Pre-schoolers !! I Was Quite Enjoying Myself, When It Hit Me That My Kid Had Been In Bed For An Hour !! I Forget What Adult TV Is !! FML

#6979481
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21504) - you deserved it (5804)

On 12/27/2009 at 8:36pm - kids - by Jen (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

2day I looked at my house in Google Street View 4 the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML

#6808651
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39481) - you deserved it (2682)

On 12/18/2009 at 9:31am - love - by cheaters_should_die (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today I asked mah boss a simple question about a problem I was having with a project I am currently doing. He replied: ''You don't worry your sweet little ass about it babe". My boss is mah grlfriend's father. Nice. FML

#6353474
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28308) - you deserved it (2889)

On 11/18/2009 at 11:45am - work - by GiWi (man) - Ireland (Cork)

yesterday a neighbour called to say my water tank burst. A colleague followed me home to help, took off his shirt so it wouldn't get looool wet and climbed through my window to get to the roof. My boyfriend unexpectedly cummed home as we were emerging from the bedroom. My colleague was still buttoning his shirt up. mega FML

#6309981
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44621) - you deserved it (5693)

On 11/15/2009 at 3:42am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I went to the pharmacy to purchase a brace 4 mah sprained wrist. My wife and I had recently ran out of KY lotion , so I decided to pick up a bottle while I was there. It didn't occur to me that these two items could be percieved as bieng related until the cashier began to giggle. FML

#6285234
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26576) - you deserved it (6101)

On 11/13/2009 at 7:57am - misc - by joeheathen (man) - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY, I WAS FALLING ASLEEP ON MY DESK, MY EAD ON MY FIST. MY ELBOW SLIPPD OFF TE EDGE OF TE DESK AND I PUNCD MYSELF, LEAVING A FIST MARK ON MY CEEK. AT SCOOL, PEOPLE TINK MY PARENT IT ME. MY PARENT TINK I'M GETTING BULLID AT SCOOL. NO ONE BELIEVE TE ACTUAL STORY. FML

Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two yeres fir his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come cuz I am seven months pregnant an flying is dangerous in the thrd trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids.

#6210144
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76149) - you deserved it (6012)

On 11/08/2009 at 10:39am - love - by homewrecker - United States



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