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Kandyland

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Kandyland

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 March 1984 (31 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5994
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Kandyland : My life is completely f*ed.

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Today, I was talking with my mom about getting my school photos retouched. I believe her exact words were, "They'll take one look at you, and charge me triple." FML

#17407714
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32543) - you deserved it (3772)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:12pm - misc - by yupppp (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML

#17406072
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25904) - you deserved it (3842)

On 08/08/2011 at 10:12am - misc - by MissArizona (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was driving home from a long day at work fixing people's electronics. When I got home, I got a call from work saying I needed to go back and help a customer with their TV again. When I got there, after an hour of driving, I realized I'd accidentally kicked the power cord out. FML

#17403392
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24873) - you deserved it (5749)

On 08/08/2011 at 1:30am - work - by Dispute (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was working in costume at a recreation of a Confederation-era town. I had to convince a visitor that it's not, in fact, an Amish village, and we do actually leave after five. FML

#17402357
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23385) - you deserved it (2724)

On 08/08/2011 at 12:07am - work - by a-mishunderstanding -

Today, while watching tv at my mother's house, a tornado warning came across the screen. After being in the dark nasty basement for half an hour, my mom realizes she was watching a recorded show, and that tornado warning was for 2 weeks ago. FML

#17393465
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35407) - you deserved it (4860)

On 08/07/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by cargaljen - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

#17391065
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38523) - you deserved it (10979)

On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my eight year old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

#17390197
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38549) - you deserved it (3750)

On 08/06/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

#17375446
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52848) - you deserved it (2683)

On 08/05/2011 at 4:41am - misc - by thehumanshield - United States (California)

Today, I went into a crowded store and tried out a blazer. I was thinking to myself how hot I looked in it when the manager tapped me on the shoulder and politely said, "Excuse me sir, that's a ladies' blazer." FML

#17374086
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27815) - you deserved it (9964)

On 08/05/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by Fred - Japan

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

#17349963
379 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57623) - you deserved it (3566)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

#17342308
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24067) - you deserved it (70242)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, while working at Kohl's this woman came up to me and asked if I was Native American, I said yes, she then says "Oh! I thought you guys went extinct." This is the country I live in. FML

#17297056
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46950) - you deserved it (3673)

On 07/29/2011 at 11:18am - work - by crazygirl12 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy right next to me noticed my AC/DC boxers around my ankles and started to sing "Back in Black." FML

#17296721
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28081) - you deserved it (10178)

On 07/29/2011 at 10:27am - misc - by sofargone420 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML

#17270186
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30271) - you deserved it (5221)

On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge because it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML

#17260733
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14751) - you deserved it (37738)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:19pm - kids - by unnamed - United States (California)



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