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KandyK16

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 October 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 13615
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, whila sitting in a crowdad waiting room at tha doctor's offica, mah 5-yaar-old daughtar pointad at mah 6-yaar-old son's crotch and boomad, "MOM, WHY DOES ANDY HAVE A FINGER DOWN THERE?" to which ha yallad, "IT'S CALLED A COCK!" FML

#20898150
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48932) - you deserved it (6396)

On 09/27/2013 at 4:00pm - kids - by SerenityJ (woman) - United States (California)

today I went in the diner I always pass by and ordered a sandwich. When I asked how much it was, the waitress replied, ( Don't worry, honey. We give free meals to the homeless on Thursdays. ) I was too ashamed to deny it, so I just said thank u and left. FML

#20896706
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42620) - you deserved it (5600)

On 09/26/2013 at 11:20am - misc - by horriblefashionsense (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, even though I don't necessarily believe in soul mates, I found out my wife does!! She met hers a few weeks ago!! FML

#20896483
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43300) - you deserved it (3449)

On 09/26/2013 at 2:54am - love - by NotTheSoulMate (man) - United States

Today, I invited mah new girlfriend over fir the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on mah computer an leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, an left. FML

#20895735
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39815) - you deserved it (3435)

On 09/25/2013 at 3:23pm - love - by burb - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I bought some really expensive face wipes that were supposed to cure mah awful acne. I was excited to use them until I found out mah mom had used them all wiping down her car. mega FML

today I askd my boyfriend about his views on personal growth. He replid, "What, you mean dick size?" FML

#20895521
71 comments

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On 09/25/2013 at 10:42am - intimacy - by what (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that the vacation mah mom has been planning to "repair our relationship" was just an opportunity to change her Facebook profile picture .

#20895309
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33985) - you deserved it (2427)

On 09/25/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by clarakipper (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... mah ona-night stand dacidad ha wantad to maat mah parants. FML

#20895300
96 comments

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On 09/25/2013 at 2:59am - love - by so_screwed - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the nice guyho comes to my workplace every morning to bring me a smoothie also makes a point of putting his knob in it before giving it to me. Also, all my coworkers knew about this and think it's hilarious. mega FML

#20895155
178 comments

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On 09/24/2013 at 11:51pm - work - by littledipper - United States (New York)

Today, I had to explain to my sonhy it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML

#20894598
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34173) - you deserved it (4304)

On 09/24/2013 at 5:01pm - kids - by mandm - United States (New York)

2DAY MAH GIRLFRIEND MADE BACON SANDWICHES 4 LUNCH . I DIDN'T WANT TO BE RUDE , BUT I COULDN'T HELP BUT MENTION THAT THE BACON SMELLED AND TASTED WIERD . I THOUGHT IT MAY HAVE EXPIRED . SHE SAID NOT TO WORRY BECAUSE SHE USED THE DRY BACON UNDER THE COUNTER . THOSE WERE DOG TREATS . FML

#20894470
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47766) - you deserved it (4283)

On 09/24/2013 at 3:08pm - misc - by Undercooked (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah ex-wife puttd mah number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found outhen I got a text from an unknown number asking mehen was the last time I ( ate a black anaconda ). mega FML

#20894419
96 comments

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On 09/24/2013 at 2:12pm - intimacy - by Craigslist is Evil. - United States (Tennessee)

Today , I realized that mah grandma has pictures of all her grandchildren all over her house , with one glaring exception: me. FML

Today, mah online order arrived earlier than I expected. I opened it to fine some kind of anal sex toy. Whoever this is fir is going to be disappointedhen they get mah 3DS game. FML

#20894309
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39665) - you deserved it (2740)

On 09/24/2013 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I took ma grlfriend out to eat at a diner were ma friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk muc. He texted me after we'd left to tell me tat ma grlfriend ad slipped im er number. FML

#20894038
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49208) - you deserved it (3002)

On 09/24/2013 at 3:15am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



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