KandyK16

Search for a member

Offline (the 12/31/2014 at 5:40am)

KandyK16

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 October 1998 (17 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 22148
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About KandyK16 : .

KandyK16's page activity

Visits<b>meganu</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 3:39pm<b>darkjosh05</b> - the 09/11/2014 at 6:49pm<b>ameliaaa4</b> - the 12/30/2013 at 5:30pm<b>emxy92</b> - the 12/27/2013 at 9:24pm<b>jips5793</b> - the 11/26/2013 at 2:05pm<b>Linda_zlk</b> - the 11/22/2013 at 5:49am<b>mzrayray</b> - the 11/03/2013 at 7:17pm<b>Claytonioo</b> - the 10/17/2013 at 11:45pm<b>Weiss729</b> - the 10/06/2013 at 10:49am<b>tifdunc</b> - the 10/03/2013 at 11:02pm<b>sweet0cheeks</b> - the 09/26/2013 at 9:39am<b>averbell</b> - the 09/25/2013 at 9:26pm<b>mweb8416</b> - the 09/21/2013 at 7:53pm<b>jff1998</b> - the 09/19/2013 at 6:03pm<b>Trollx</b> - the 09/14/2013 at 4:36pm<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 09/14/2013 at 3:47pm<b>0void0</b> - the 09/10/2013 at 11:52pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 09/07/2013 at 10:48am

KandyK16's FML badges

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of KandyK16's badges

KandyK16's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband and I were arguing, but I dropped it so we could calm down before discussing the matter again. Later on, he made us lasagna. The moment I swallowed the first mouthful, he smirked, then started snickering uncontrollably. What the fuck did he do to my food? FML

by Anonymous / 11/02/2013 at 1:34pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

by lucy_g / 11/02/2013 at 1:06am / United States / Love

Today, after being forced to take my little sister trick-or-treating, we had the cops called on us twice. She thought it would be funny to tell all the people giving out candy that I'd been following her around and that she had no idea who I was, and that she was scared of me. FML

by PumaPounce / 11/02/2013 at 12:50am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my 8-year-old came home from school crying. Apparently her teacher told the whole class to write about how they felt when they learned that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. FML

by SantaClaus / 11/02/2013 at 12:19am / United States (California) / Kids

Today, while working customer service, I instructed a customer to press the pound key on her cellphone. She hesitated a moment before asking, "Um, the pound key? You mean the hashtag, right?" FML

by #isthisthepoundkey? / 11/01/2013 at 12:49pm / United States (Florida) / Work

Today, some kid asked me if I was Mexican. After I explained to him that I was actually Venezuelan, he simply snorted and said, "That's the same f*cking thing. If you speak Spanish then you're Mexican." FML

by Rinelric1998 / 10/30/2013 at 10:59pm / United States (North Carolina) / Kids

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML

by Anonymous / 10/30/2013 at 7:39pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I put a picture of my cat on Facebook. A stranger sent me a message saying how "attractive" she was and that her eyes are "very seductive". So, basically, someone is trying to hit on my cat. FML

by meow / 10/30/2013 at 3:03am / United States / Animals

Today, I was wearing a letterman jacket that had my school name and "Okinawa Japan" on the back. A high school kid walks up to me and says, "I can't forgive you people for bombing Pearl Harbor." I'm black. FML

by The_FN_Gunny / 10/29/2013 at 6:31pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML

by cmart_9 / 10/29/2013 at 12:24am / United States (Indiana) / Love

Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML

by The greatest Illusion ever / 10/28/2013 at 4:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, l grounded my 17-year-old son from his computer because of his terrible attitude towards his homework. As payback, he convinced my 5-year-old daughter that if she goes to sleep, she'll never wake up. I now have a hysterical and sleepless child to deal with. FML

by PIGaming / 10/28/2013 at 1:35am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my girlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her, and if so, what. I guess "bacon" was the wrong answer. FML

by BaconLover / 10/28/2013 at 12:58am / Japan / Love

Today, I'm severely sunburned and can barely walk properly. My boyfriend keeps telling his friends that it's because of "how hard he gave it to me last night". FML

by snowwhite / 10/28/2013 at 12:51am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy

Today, I failed hard at a color test. I thought it was a joke because most of the colors looked the same to me. Now I know why people laugh at my clothes color choices. FML

by Anonymous / 10/28/2013 at 12:51am / United States (California) / Health