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  • Number of visits : 991
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Kandi_Neko : Hello world of FML, welcome to my profile.
I like anime, manga, various music, playing clarinet, violin and piano, school, playing Aion, Minecraft, and games on my iPad mini, biking, tennis, canoeing, practicing archery, taking horseback riding lessons, sleeping, drawing/sketching, watching movies or documentaries, and I think the list goes on.
Not going to bother with my dislikes.
I can also be found on Instagram (Kandi_Nekoloid), Kik (Kandi_Nekol01d), Snapchat (kandinekol01d), Chatzy and Chatango (Kandil01d).
Feel free to send me a message, whether it be an inquiry, comment, suggestion, or an invitation to chat. (Or if you're curious about my dislikes.)
Thank you for taking time to read this!
(Going to try and translate all of this to other languages someday...just because I can. And so that non-English speakers/readers can understand what my profile says. I wonder if there will be enough room, or if I'll even still be an active account...)

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Today, I joked with boss about calling in sick to work tomorrow with food poisoning to avoid taking the Sunday shift . Tonight, I'm sitting on the toilet bowl in agonizing pain with combination diarrhea an vomiting . My shift starts in 3 hours . FML

#20890943
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37746) - you deserved it (9965)

On 09/22/2013 at 12:26am - work - by not_fakingit - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my mom mentioned how she loves certain actor's ( British ) accent. I couldn't help but mention that there's no such thing, an that there are lots of different accents in Britain. She got pissed an lectured me for ( lying ) to her an trying to make her feel stupid. FML

#20863518
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30346) - you deserved it (18124)

On 09/01/2013 at 6:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, tired of everyone forgetting mah birthday, I traveled half way around the world to spend mah 40th at a five star resort just to try an make it special. The hotel brought me a cake with someone else's name on it. FML

#20861368
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47053) - you deserved it (3831)

On 08/31/2013 at 4:16am - misc - by nevercatchabreak - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... while I was sleeping... apparently I rolled over towards mah fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML

#20861263
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43213) - you deserved it (7352)

On 08/31/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by fartz (woman) - United States

Today, my crew and I were berated by a client 4 not installing her new hardwood floor on time. We were only halfway through the day, but apparently it should have only taken ( like, an hour? ) because ( The guys on the TV shows do it that fast. ) FML

#20861177
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43422) - you deserved it (2528)

On 08/31/2013 at 12:44am - work - by smashyonewfloors - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that grandma is a well-lovd member of a notorious biker gang. Meanwhile, I'm a 32-year-old, single, minimum-wage nobody with no friends to speak of. She's probably getting more action than I ever will. FML

#20860751
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39825) - you deserved it (6481)

On 08/30/2013 at 7:37pm - misc - by no life to fuck :/ (man) - United States (California)

Today , boyfriend posted a screensot from a porno on Facebook , cuz te girl in it looked freakisly similar to me. My dad commented , asking 4 a link to te video. mega FML

#20797729
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52546) - you deserved it (4069)

On 07/22/2013 at 3:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain)

Yesterday, I won an award fir Employee of the Month. Shocked, I asked mah boss if he'd gotten mah name mixed up or something. He had. FML

#20797671
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43424) - you deserved it (9702)

On 07/22/2013 at 2:29pm - work - by FUCK (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at Walmart . A guy in a mobility scootar bumpd into ma, than told ma to ( gat tha fuck out of tha way . ) Whan I told him to watch his mouth, ha got up and shovd ma into a shalf . Just a faw minutas prior, ha'd yalld that ha was paralyzd from tha waist down . FML

#20797503
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47823) - you deserved it (3235)

On 07/22/2013 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today... The Great Deal On Mah New Apartment Has Turned Into A Nightmare. I Keep Hereing Extremely Werd Sounds Almost Every Night... And When I Tried Taking Pics Of The Place Today... Mah Camera's Face Recognition Feature Kept Activating... But Only In Mah Bedroom. I'm Scared Shitless. FML

#20796032
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60482) - you deserved it (4397)

On 07/21/2013 at 4:54pm - misc - by notenoughunderwearintheworld (man) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

TODAY, WHILE FILLING OUT PAPERWORK AT THE DERMATOLOGIST, IT ASKED WHAT COLOR I WOULD USE TO DESCRIBE MAH SKIN TONE. WHEN THE NURSE SAW I CHOSE FAIR, SHE MUMBLED ( GHOST IS MORE LIKE IT. ) I HAVE A SEVERE SUN ALLERGY. FML

#20795568
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46410) - you deserved it (3806)

On 07/21/2013 at 11:03am - misc - by Ghostly (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

my fiancé confrontd me about our wedding arrangements . Apparently, if he's not allowd to wear a duct-tape tuxedo and have a Jesus impersonator as his best man, the wedding is off .

I WENT TO SEE ONE OF MAH FAVORITE BANDS. THEY WERE HAVING SIGNINGS... BUT ONLY THE FRST ONE HUNDRD COULD GET ONE. WHEN I FINALLY GOT TO THE DESK... THEY SAID I WAS NUMBER HUNDRD AND ONE... AND TO GET LOST. FML

#20795083
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52689) - you deserved it (4119)

On 07/21/2013 at 12:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was on a bus an I was so exhausted that I fell asleep. According to a few other passengers, I nestled into the chest of the guy next to me, an hit him every time he made a noise. FML

#20795078
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41818) - you deserved it (9036)

On 07/21/2013 at 12:45am - misc - by accountnamevalid (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I Was Working The Drive-through At McDonald's. I Greeted A Customer With A, "Hi, How R U Doing Today?" His Response: "Better Than You." FML

#20795022
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48397) - you deserved it (7961)

On 07/21/2013 at 12:15am - work - by Anonymous - United States



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