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  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 December 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 530
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Kaleigh090 : I'm excruciatingly sarcastic; please don't take anything I say too seriously.

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Today, while at the gym, a very large man walked over to me and said, "I like wearing all orange to the gym." Not wanting to be rude, I asked why. He looks me up and down and said, "It reminds me of prison." I think I'm going to be jumped. FML


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