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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 December 1989 (25 years)
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Today, it was the last day of finals. After sleeping less than three hours in the last two days, I got in the car to go to school. For a second, I thought my steering wheel, the gas pedal, and brake pedal were all missing. That's when I realized I was sitting in the back seat. FML


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