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About Kal3Y : Hey friends, it's Kaley!
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Today, my boss fired me for being "too morally ambiguous". I work at a bagel shop and had told a customer that I was indifferent towards cream cheese. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40941) - you deserved it (3832)

On 06/27/2013 at 2:22am - work - by confusedbagel (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took my daughter on her first visit to the zoo. While we were watching the lemurs, some kid thought it would be funny to start shouting "MONKEY CUNTS" at them at the top of his voice. Now my daughter refuses to stop repeating the same phrase. FML


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