About Kain713 : For the first time in my life I find myself facing trials beyond my skill level. Only this time it is not a confusing puzzle or an infamous boss, this time I find myself lost in reality.
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Today, my neighbor brought a ruined napkin holder over and claimed that we drilled a hole through his wall and ruined it. I apologized, not telling him that it was actually a bullet that my boyfriend shot through the wall. FML
by Anonymous / 11/29/2013 at 12:53am / United States / Miscellaneous
by ericabearr / 11/18/2013 at 3:14pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was renovating the house, and my girlfriend asked, "Do you use electrical tape on electrical stuff?" Not knowing where she was going with this, I just gave her a puzzled look. She continued by saying, "Because it's not like people use duct tape on ducks." FML
by Danny / 11/11/2012 at 12:05am / United States (Utah) / Love
by datingmrpicky / 08/21/2011 at 11:44pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I thought it'd be hot to have it off on the golf course once it was dark. Who would've thought that sprinklers start up once it's pitch dark. I got a lot wetter than I thought I would. FML
by Anonymous / 07/13/2010 at 4:31am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
Today, I went to visit my parents. Dad went on a religious tirade, and Mum got sick of him and pelted a Brazil nut at his head. Dad then lost his shit, and told Mum to go to her room and pray. I now remember why I moved out of home in the first place. FML
by Sigh / 09/13/2009 at 8:42am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Anonn / 02/23/2009 at 8:14am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
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