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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 December 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 812
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Kain713 : For the first time in my life I find myself facing trials beyond my skill level. Only this time it is not a confusing puzzle or an infamous boss, this time I find myself lost in reality.

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Kain713's favorite FMLs

Today, my neighbor brought a ruined napkin holder over and claimed that we drilled a hole through his wall and ruined it. I apologized, not telling him that it was actually a bullet that my boyfriend shot through the wall. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24290) - you deserved it (38504)

On 11/29/2013 at 12:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I realized I need to start hitting the gym, when my boyfriend actually utilized my love handles during sex. FML

Today, I was renovating the house, and my girlfriend asked, "Do you use electrical tape on electrical stuff?" Not knowing where she was going with this, I just gave her a puzzled look. She continued by saying, "Because it's not like people use duct tape on ducks." FML


I agree, your life sucks (23352) - you deserved it (3098)

On 11/11/2012 at 12:05am - love - by Danny - United States (Utah)

Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18380) - you deserved it (34856)

On 08/21/2011 at 11:44pm - intimacy - by datingmrpicky (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I thought it'd be hot to have it off on the golf course once it was dark. Who would've thought that sprinklers start up once it's pitch dark. I got a lot wetter than I thought I would. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15076) - you deserved it (39884)

On 07/13/2010 at 4:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I went to visit my parents. Dad went on a religious tirade, and Mum got sick of him and pelted a Brazil nut at his head. Dad then lost his shit, and told Mum to go to her room and pray. I now remember why I moved out of home in the first place. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36358) - you deserved it (3316)

On 09/13/2009 at 8:42am - misc - by Sigh (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend masturbating so I said to her, "Need a hand with that?" to which she replied "I'm doing fine here on my own, don't ruin it." FML


I agree, your life sucks (90422) - you deserved it (22614)

On 02/23/2009 at 8:14am - intimacy - by Anonn (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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