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KK3137

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 8625
  • Number of comments : 349
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About KK3137 : Im just a girl who lives in the world...

I like to comment sometimes, but I usually just stick to reading other people's comments. My favourite commentors are DocBastard (I also read his blog, I highly recommend it), Pleonasm, Perdix and Noor.

I speak fluent Swedish, Czech, English and French, and I speak both German and Spanish at a conversational level, though my grammar could still be greatly improved.

I'm a very social person and enjoy meeting new people, so feel free to message me if you like ;) (oh, and the pic is a beer mug that I bought for my brother's birthday. He loved it, to say the least.)

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Fucked!<b>TheGamingGamer</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 9:07pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 6:03pm<b>Toonice45</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 8:19pm<b>Panu</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 7:07am<b>Cyrus00</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 5:34am<b>ironhead</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 4:52am<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 9:01pm<b>Nahpets</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 4:41pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 2:21pm<b>scarlett3diaz</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 1:01am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 3:53am<b>KayDee29</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 10:38pm<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 10:52am<b>emmarawr17</b> - the 10/30/2015 at 8:07pm<b>Livin_Like_Larry</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 6:12pm<b>pokysmalls</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 1:31am<b>Twill3422</b> - the 09/09/2015 at 4:21am<b>sstahpp</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 11:38pm

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KK3137's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to take a well-deserved shower. When I let my hair down, twenty six cents fell onto the floor. I have no idea how they got there. FML

#21478111
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21060) - you deserved it (3892)

On 10/10/2015 at 12:22am - misc - by kissandcontrol01 - United States (California)

Today, during dinner with my wife's family, my daughter suddenly yelled, "DADDY TICKLES MOMMY'S BUM BUM!" I don't think I've ever received dirtier glares in my life. FML

#21477793
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23829) - you deserved it (2585)

On 10/09/2015 at 3:06am - kids - by shh (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML

#21476456
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22398) - you deserved it (3513)

On 10/05/2015 at 3:20pm - health - by ouch - United States (California)

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

#21472551
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25677) - you deserved it (7250)

On 09/25/2015 at 9:46am - love - by helpme (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML

#21470966
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29277) - you deserved it (2981)

On 09/21/2015 at 10:45am - misc - by Gassy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my son had a secret party. At first I was mad, then I had a complete and total Incredible Hulk meltdown when I realized that he had opened a bottle of very expensive whiskey, originally bottled by my great great grandfather in Scotland, and used it as a mixer with fucking Pepsi. FML

#21469567
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35398) - you deserved it (2448)

On 09/17/2015 at 3:48pm - kids - by Angus (man) - France

Today, my teacher plugged the speakers into the wrong input on his computer, and said, "Oops, wrong hole", to which one of the students who often makes the same mistake said, "Story of my life". I understood it differently and started laughing. It would have been fine if the teacher wasn't her father. FML

Today, my teacher plugged the speakers into the wrong input on his computer, and said, "Oops, wrong hole", to which one of the students who often makes the same mistake said, "Story of my life". I understood it differently and started laughing. It would have been fine if the teacher wasn't her father. FML

Today, my roommate remembered that we have an essay due Monday, so he wrote the full essay, while stoned, in less than an hour, without using his textbook. It was better than the one I spent all week writing. He is now upstairs having sex, and I've lost all motivation. FML

#21467953
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27081) - you deserved it (2687)

On 09/13/2015 at 11:34am - work - by anonymous (woman) - Luxembourg

Today, my ex-fiancée's new boyfriend phoned me to ask what her ring size is. FML

#21465162
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26247) - you deserved it (1680)

On 09/06/2015 at 8:50am - love - by Anon - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, I got a phone call letting me know my grandmother was arrested for trying to light my grandpa on fire. She's now in jail, asking for bail money. FML

#21461945
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24396) - you deserved it (1453)

On 08/29/2015 at 12:29am - misc - by tkoester - United States (Illinois)

Today, I accidentally dropped and shattered my small bathroom mirror. My sister came to see what was going on, took one look at the shattered mirror, and said, "About time you put it out if its misery." FML

#21458446
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21343) - you deserved it (2558)

On 08/20/2015 at 12:18pm - misc - by fuck you btichass cuntshit (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my current boyfriend was so impressed by my blowjob abilities he sent my ex-boyfriend a message saying thanks. FML

#21454601
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29472) - you deserved it (5956)

On 08/11/2015 at 12:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, my religious friend and I ended up having wild sex in the back of his mom's minivan. We got interrupted by a priest knocking at our window. Well played God, well played. FML

#21444515
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30926) - you deserved it (8543)

On 07/20/2015 at 1:48pm - intimacy - by Marika - United States (California)



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