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KK3137

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 7545
  • Number of comments : 333
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About KK3137 : Im just a girl who lives in the world...

I like to comment sometimes, but I usually just stick to reading other people's comments. My favourite commentors are DocBastard (I also read his blog, I highly recommend it), Pleonasm, Perdix and Noor.

I speak fluent Swedish, Czech, English and French, and I speak both German and Spanish at a conversational level, though my grammar could still be greatly improved.

I'm a very social person and enjoy meeting new people, so feel free to message me if you like ;) (oh, and the pic is a beer mug that I bought for my brother's birthday. He loved it, to say the least.)

KK3137's page activity

Visits<b>dafabs</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 10:10am<b>chris_mates</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 9:27am<b>Denis_0903</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 5:01pm<b>Steve97</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 7:22am<b>whynotbliss</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 6:29pm<b>kawayi</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 3:10pm<b>ProximityToDeath</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 2:06pm<b>Frillwee95</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 8:04am<b>Role448</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 2:48am<b>jforren</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 5:45pm<b>sstahpp</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 5:37pm<b>elusiveshame</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 8:10am<b>C7</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 12:48am<b>supertacowaffle</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 7:54pm<b>amtapps</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 12:34am<b>pitapizzaparty</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 12:34pm<b>LaceysBabe</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 11:57pm<b>Swan_Nazi</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 11:07pm

Fucked!<b>sstahpp</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 11:38pm<b>dudeguy1989</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 12:21am<b>One_Way</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 6:13am<b>caaguilar</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 2:07am<b>lukian</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 10:04am<b>ddeveshh</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 9:39am<b>hippodankamus</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 9:35am<b>blackneko</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 6:33am<b>mr_dour</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 6:55am<b>daken96</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 12:17am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 4:33am<b>jaschwabz</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 11:50pm<b>ManUtdforlife</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 3:43pm<b>Cautocracy</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 7:33am<b>andres__13</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 5:57am<b>cdncw</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 5:59pm<b>Violet_Embers95</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 2:21am<b>muarif</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 1:07pm

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KK3137's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a phone call letting me know my grandmother was arrested for trying to light my grandpa on fire. She's now in jail, asking for bail money. FML

#21461945
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22763) - you deserved it (1317)

On 08/29/2015 at 12:29am - misc - by tkoester - United States (Illinois)

Today, I accidentally dropped and shattered my small bathroom mirror. My sister came to see what was going on, took one look at the shattered mirror, and said, "About time you put it out if its misery." FML

#21458446
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20213) - you deserved it (2426)

On 08/20/2015 at 12:18pm - misc - by fuck you btichass cuntshit (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my current boyfriend was so impressed by my blowjob abilities he sent my ex-boyfriend a message saying thanks. FML

#21454601
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26270) - you deserved it (5135)

On 08/11/2015 at 12:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, my religious friend and I ended up having wild sex in the back of his mom's minivan. We got interrupted by a priest knocking at our window. Well played God, well played. FML

#21444515
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28016) - you deserved it (7730)

On 07/20/2015 at 1:48pm - intimacy - by Marika - United States (California)

Today, I went downstairs early in the morning to watch a movie. As I walked into the living room and reached for the light switch, I heard my dad say "Knew you'd change your mind. Get them panties off." followed by the sound of a zipper being undone. I've never been so mortified in my life. FML

#21442030
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33717) - you deserved it (2466)

On 07/15/2015 at 12:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, instead of canceling for the third consecutive time due to work-related reasons, my boyfriend sent his twin brother on our date. They both thought I wouldn't notice. FML

#21438625
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26948) - you deserved it (1866)

On 07/08/2015 at 4:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was finally going to break down my social barrier by going out on a date with a nice guy I recently met on a dating site. Just at the start of the date, he asked me how old I was, and out of pure nervousness, I blurted out, "12!" I'm 24. FML

#21437546
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22597) - you deserved it (5425)

On 07/06/2015 at 7:02pm - love - by 12yearsoldapparently (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML

#21434600
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26150) - you deserved it (4576)

On 06/30/2015 at 10:40pm - work - by stink - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to pick my brother up from work because he broke down crying. I arrived to find that apparently, you can get so stoned that serving a pregnant woman at a fast food joint moves you to tears over the miracle of life. FML

#21409953
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31065) - you deserved it (2439)

On 05/14/2015 at 10:23am - misc - by sistertaxi - Australia

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML

#21409928
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32644) - you deserved it (7090)

On 05/14/2015 at 8:42am - work - by HiddlePuff - Australia

Today, my girlfriend and I somehow got into the conversation of what the weirdest thing we have ever found in food was. She said she found paper in her fortune cookie; she was serious. FML

#21406274
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29617) - you deserved it (2793)

On 05/07/2015 at 3:52pm - misc - by Random737193 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML

#21397889
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33150) - you deserved it (2859)

On 04/22/2015 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was so sleep-deprived, I thought a white car driving toward me was a polar bear. I screamed like a little girl and started panicking. I live in California. FML

#21396178
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27582) - you deserved it (7300)

On 04/19/2015 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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