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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1338
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About KBeatz : Being a sir is a lifestyle. The choice has to be made every day and upheld with scholarly actions. If you are reading this, I challenge you to live with dignity and respect for yourself and others. Earn the title sir or madame; it is given to you by others but also yourself.

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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33817) - you deserved it (7473)

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