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  • Number of visits : 437
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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KALK's page activity

Visits<b>SolarFlare</b> - the 07/27/2013 at 1:56pm<b>rapunzel3416</b> - the 06/07/2013 at 3:23am<b>jabatheblob1</b> - the 06/03/2013 at 8:44pm<b>Welshite</b> - the 04/14/2013 at 9:38pm<b>greenie213</b> - the 03/04/2013 at 1:54pm

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Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Mobility

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KALK's favorite FMLs

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

by JAY22 / 03/26/2009 at 7:41am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids