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Jxv

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 April 1999 (17 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 779
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Visits<b>Iamentertained</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 11:14am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 5:45pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 9:53am<b>Camwentz</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 1:04am<b>Radgears47</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 10:15pm<b>PUCKSTOPPER1976</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 1:07pm<b>joshtapp</b> - the 01/30/2015 at 1:57am<b>Commandernogs</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 12:20am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 9:41pm<b>dustin007</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 12:47am<b>Lct1196</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 11:16pm<b>xx_ginny</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 2:59pm<b>Blizzicus</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 1:42pm<b>RicanDucky</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 4:49pm<b>suckmideck</b> - the 10/28/2014 at 7:04am<b>Morning</b> - the 10/26/2014 at 1:12pm<b>Alexismaria</b> - the 10/22/2014 at 10:40pm<b>munzapoppa</b> - the 10/22/2014 at 12:44pm

Fucked!<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 11:46pm<b>Radgears47</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 10:29am<b>Alexismaria</b> - the 10/23/2014 at 4:40am<b>jeepersno</b> - the 09/18/2014 at 5:57am<b>olivetree172</b> - the 09/10/2014 at 12:52am<b>MrCareless</b> - the 09/07/2014 at 8:59am<b>tmd4L</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 1:55pm<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 2:43am<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 1:33am<b>xx_ginny</b> - the 08/31/2014 at 11:43pm<b>christofferkamal</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 1:08pm

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Why am I up so early?

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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Judgmental

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Jxv's favorite FMLs

Today, I was waiting in a line, texting on my phone. I hear what sounded like a sneeze and said, "Bless you" to the man in front of me. He gave me a dirty look as I began to smell something awful. It wasn't a sneeze. FML

by Anonymous / 07/16/2014 at 10:49pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I locked myself out and had to enter my house via the back door. Thinking I was an intruder, my 7-year-old daughter slammed a metal rake into the back of my head. Nice to know she can take care of herself. FML

by emergencyroom / 03/15/2014 at 8:21am / United States (Maryland) / Kids

Today, I checked in a group of men from Mexico. I speak just enough Spanish to realize they're discussing my breasts. I have to stand there smiling while checking in three more people. FML

by Spanishredhead / 10/03/2009 at 6:31am / United States (Michigan) / Work

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

by konens_dick / 03/22/2009 at 6:38am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy