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JuzReading
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 October 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4066
  • Number of comments : 136
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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JuzReading's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out the reason why my cat would sometimes go outside for days at a time was because when she would go out, my neighbor would lure her in with cat treats and keep her there for up to 2 days. She's an indoor cat now. FML

#21512319
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19980) - you deserved it (1824)

On 01/06/2016 at 10:38pm - animals - by cat lady - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to move a load of laundry out of the washer and into the dryer, but the clothes were already in the dryer. Normally, I would be happy about this. However, I am currently living alone. FML

#21511987
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20796) - you deserved it (1869)

On 01/05/2016 at 11:48pm - misc - by Pithegreat (man) - United States (California)

Today, while walking home after a night of partying, I saw a thin, bald person in a suit looking at me from across the street. I got flashbacks to the Slender Man, screamed like a little bitch and ran. Then I realized I'd just humiliated myself in front of some random guy waiting for a bus. FML

#21477518
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14904) - you deserved it (17533)

On 10/08/2015 at 12:04pm - work - by shitbucketsfilledwithshit (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML

#21477505
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24881) - you deserved it (2652)

On 10/08/2015 at 11:10am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML

#21433135
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25394) - you deserved it (4387)

On 06/28/2015 at 3:17am - misc - by fat and broke - United States (Washington)

Today, I heard a loud beep for over an hour. It didn't come from my phone or even an alarm of some sort. It was my son pretending to be a smoke alarm. FML

Today, while studying for an exam, the neighbor's chihuahua started barking outside. After a few seconds, my mom yelled out for me to stop laughing. She honestly thought the barking was my laughter. FML

#21396226
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31055) - you deserved it (3272)

On 04/19/2015 at 1:09pm - animals - by woof? (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while cleaning my desk I found a stray gumball. I quickly popped it into my mouth only to discover with horror that it was a paintball. FML

#21394264
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17501) - you deserved it (34450)

On 04/15/2015 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I accidentally spilled a big glass of water on the table, where I had some papers, my cellphone, and a box of donuts. With lightning reflexes, my sister heroically jumped forward and saved the donuts. FML

#21338246
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28309) - you deserved it (9011)

On 01/16/2015 at 12:09pm - misc - by phones - United States

Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML

#21316166
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34421) - you deserved it (4381)

On 12/12/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by lateralligator - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after putting in so much effort to forgive my husband for his affair, we had sex. Not even 2 minutes into it, he called me by the other woman's name. FML

#21309730
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52031) - you deserved it (11750)

On 12/01/2014 at 10:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, my neighbor's five-year-old rode his tricycle into a history diorama I had spent days slaving over. When I confronted him, he just said, "Vroom vroom muthafucka." FML

Today, I got my graduation photos back. I'd sent them to a friend for touching up, but unfortunately we had a major argument recently. I guess that's why in the photos I've been photoshopped out and replaced with a goat. FML

#21283103
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33999) - you deserved it (6941)

On 10/22/2014 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found a book in my attic that I always read when I was a kid. For old times sake I read it again. On the very first page, child me had written, "Go to page 15" so I did. On page 15, in big red letters, it said, "Get bent". I got pranked by myself. FML

#21281163
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31933) - you deserved it (8315)

On 10/19/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by Deadpool434 (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I got up at 4.30am, like I do every morning, and got ready for work. Just as I was about to walk out the door, my flatmate jumped me and beat the snot out of me thinking I was a burglar. Because apparently burglars shower, make toast and clean up before stealing all your shit. FML

#21259933
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42871) - you deserved it (2927)

On 09/17/2014 at 8:18am - misc - by makeyourselfathome (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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