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JuzReading

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 October 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3225
  • Number of comments : 125
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About JuzReading : Hi there.
Regardless of where you're from, have a nice day.

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Visits<b>EMOHATE</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 11:10am<b>colvindj</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 5:12pm<b>jerry91</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 6:53am<b>INDYSTRUCTABLE</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 2:03pm<b>jtthegr8</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 12:47pm<b>Wizardo</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 10:49am<b>Replyka</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 2:06am<b>MissJennyale</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 5:59am<b>imunoz903</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 4:59pm<b>jardy</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 9:14pm<b>lima_papa60</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 3:54pm<b>BigL99</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 6:02pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 8:31am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 6:52pm<b>countrygirl71</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 2:42pm<b>random_funnygirl</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 1:11am<b>bolshevisky</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 2:56pm<b>Mitchellbassists</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 6:11am

Fucked!<b>colvindj</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 11:12pm<b>lima_papa60</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 9:55pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 6:21pm<b>random_funnygirl</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 7:11am<b>robertd73</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 5:49am<b>khoov19</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 5:22pm<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 3:46pm<b>djurmel89</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 10:29am<b>Nordrag</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 4:53am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 8:12am<b>Manosapo</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 12:09am<b>Wingman527</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 10:26pm<b>rogwest</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 12:41am<b>fooltemptress</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 12:48pm<b>cartoonboy</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 6:34pm<b>_3_ThatOneGuy_3_</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 12:58am<b>S232Flash</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 8:20pm<b>Jstonecypher</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 5:54am

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JuzReading's favorite FMLs

Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML

#21433135
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23386) - you deserved it (3965)

On 06/28/2015 at 3:17am - misc - by fat and broke - United States (Washington)

Today, I heard a loud beep for over an hour. It didn't come from my phone or even an alarm of some sort. It was my son pretending to be a smoke alarm. FML

Today, while studying for an exam, the neighbor's chihuahua started barking outside. After a few seconds, my mom yelled out for me to stop laughing. She honestly thought the barking was my laughter. FML

#21396226
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29171) - you deserved it (2896)

On 04/19/2015 at 1:09pm - animals - by woof? (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while cleaning my desk I found a stray gumball. I quickly popped it into my mouth only to discover with horror that it was a paintball. FML

#21394264
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16564) - you deserved it (32547)

On 04/15/2015 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I accidentally spilled a big glass of water on the table, where I had some papers, my cellphone, and a box of donuts. With lightning reflexes, my sister heroically jumped forward and saved the donuts. FML

#21338246
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26189) - you deserved it (8589)

On 01/16/2015 at 12:09pm - misc - by phones - United States

Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML

#21316166
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32142) - you deserved it (4049)

On 12/12/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by lateralligator - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after putting in so much effort to forgive my husband for his affair, we had sex. Not even 2 minutes into it, he called me by the other woman's name. FML

#21309730
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49057) - you deserved it (10758)

On 12/01/2014 at 10:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, my neighbor's five-year-old rode his tricycle into a history diorama I had spent days slaving over. When I confronted him, he just said, "Vroom vroom muthafucka." FML

Today, I got my graduation photos back. I'd sent them to a friend for touching up, but unfortunately we had a major argument recently. I guess that's why in the photos I've been photoshopped out and replaced with a goat. FML

#21283103
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31532) - you deserved it (6337)

On 10/22/2014 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found a book in my attic that I always read when I was a kid. For old times sake I read it again. On the very first page, child me had written, "Go to page 15" so I did. On page 15, in big red letters, it said, "Get bent". I got pranked by myself. FML

#21281163
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29911) - you deserved it (7907)

On 10/19/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by Deadpool434 (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I got up at 4.30am, like I do every morning, and got ready for work. Just as I was about to walk out the door, my flatmate jumped me and beat the snot out of me thinking I was a burglar. Because apparently burglars shower, make toast and clean up before stealing all your shit. FML

#21259933
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39942) - you deserved it (2536)

On 09/17/2014 at 8:18am - misc - by makeyourselfathome (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, in college, we were asked at what age girls tend to become physically attractive. Wrongly thinking the answer was in relation to puberty, I said "Umm... 11 or 12?" Now everyone thinks I'm some kind of pedophile. FML

#21259479
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38946) - you deserved it (8778)

On 09/16/2014 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was checking out of a hotel when I saw some complementary mints. They weren't mints. They were glass beads. FML

Today, while I was working customer support, a lady hung up on me mid-sentence, and I trailed off, saying "…aaannnddd you hung up on me like a bitch." Turned out she was still on the line and had just accidentally hit mute. FML

#21232769
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23565) - you deserved it (36209)

On 08/08/2014 at 8:16pm - work - by suspended (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when asked to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully wedded wife." I was shocked, so he explained while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel. He ruined our wedding for a Friends quote. FML



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