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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 October 1994 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9173
  • Number of comments : 110
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Justine94_x : Hi.
I like pizza and anime. And cats.

Justine94_x's page activity

Visits<b>TheGreastest</b> - the 09/17/2016 at 5:34pm<b>rhyspiecesno8</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 1:54pm<b>LittlePengy</b> - the 05/29/2016 at 5:46pm<b>Marielle123</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 4:25pm<b>Magnoxidans</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 6:38pm<b>221bcompanion</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 10:21pm<b>Nahpets</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 3:24pm<b>mbolton</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 10:27pm<b>Viceofdeath</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 12:32pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 4:18pm<b>max219</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 11:04pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 6:44am<b>legendairy3000</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 12:58pm<b>dmcintosh</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 11:47am<b>theoutlaw13</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 12:40pm<b>felipe2342</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 2:15am<b>toasterspoon</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 3:59pm<b>JordanODST</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 12:22pm

Fucked!<b>TheGreastest</b> - the 09/17/2016 at 11:34pm<b>LittlePengy</b> - the 05/29/2016 at 11:46pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 11:44am<b>moron011</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 10:19pm<b>thall46</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 4:24am<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 3:34am<b>jacky75</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 5:08pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 2:48am<b>martin8337</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 3:53am<b>shisly21</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 10:34pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 12:42am<b>edmunson</b> - the 01/13/2015 at 3:35am

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Justine94_x's favorite FMLs

Today, I was washing my boobs in the shower when I caught my reflection in the mirror. I got super turned on at the sight of my large breasts all soaped up. I'm a man. FML

by Anonymous / 11/23/2015 at 9:19am / Australia (Western Australia) / Intimacy

Today, my brother slapped me across the face with a piece of raw chicken for not liking his Instagram post. FML

by shavednipples / 10/11/2015 at 1:59pm / United States (California) / Health

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Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML

by horp / 09/29/2015 at 6:00pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML

by Gassy / 09/21/2015 at 10:45am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. It got hot and intense and we were really into it, until she blurted out, "Oh baby, rub your penis against mine". FML

Today, I learned one of life's great lessons: it is possible to squeeze a Ketchup bottle so hard that the plastic breaks and everything lands on your face. FML

by sassy_girl144 / 05/29/2015 at 6:58am / United Kingdom (West Berkshire) / Miscellaneous

Today, my father decided it would be a good idea to give me the sex talk, at Target, at the top of his lungs. FML

by tobuscus9412 / 03/21/2015 at 9:04pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, I jokingly sent my girlfriend a link to an article about giving better head. She didn't think it was funny, and has since sent me numerous articles about the female orgasm, and I just got a link to the Wikipedia article about the clitoris. FML

by Anonymous / 03/10/2015 at 7:15pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML

by Anonymous / 02/15/2015 at 12:57pm / Denmark / Miscellaneous

Today, a homeless guy tried to light my hair on fire with a match at the bus stop. FML

by burningman / 01/22/2015 at 5:40am / Germany (Hessen) / Transportation

Today, I told my boss I have a sore throat. He replied, "Well, don't take it so deep next time." FML

by Anonymous / 12/09/2014 at 1:29pm / Work

Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML

by Anonymous / 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I've tried to have a quiet jack off four times, only for my dad to knock on my bedroom door within seconds and say "STOP IT." every single time. Now I'm too paranoid to even function. FML

by fuck fof and die dad / 11/20/2014 at 2:48pm / Germany (Schleswig-Holstein) / Intimacy

Today, at the gym, some muscle head idiot started yelling at the treadmill for not going fast enough, and I muttered "roid rage". Apparently said roids give him superhuman hearing, because he heard me from the other side of the room, and threatened to kill me. FML

by juggalomurderer59 / 11/12/2014 at 11:00am / United States / Health

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML

by tbree / 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm / United States (California) / Health