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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1598
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Justice_Beaver : I love McFlurries.

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Today, my boyfriend of 17 months, the first guy to tell me he loves me, the guy I lost my virginity to, the only guy whose parents I've met, told me we should stop 'hooking up' because it's weird that I was telling everyone we were a couple and it was ruining his chances of finding a girlfriend. FML

Today, brand naw cocktail drass: $300. Matching paap toa haals: $100. Gatting mah hair dona at tha salon: $80. Traating mysalf to a mani/padi: $50. Whan finally maating tha guy I hava baan chatting onlina with for 2 months, I fina out ha's mah cousin: pricalass. maga FML

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

#836792
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I agree, your life sucks (365916) - you deserved it (41140)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Yastarday I was ungry an dacidad to nibbla on soma caaz-its I ad in my room. Aftar I ad anjoyad soma of tam I lookad into ta box to saa ow many I ad laft ara I noticad a lot of littla black moving dots. Apparantly I wasn't ta only ona anjoying ta crackars. FML

#827222
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57459) - you deserved it (15714)

On 04/05/2009 at 11:19pm - misc - by hungry (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Taday I was talking to boyfriend and he brushed hair out of eyes. Then he smiled and said "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green..." I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with "...ya know, like a dog." real FML

#780789
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56199) - you deserved it (5336)

On 04/03/2009 at 10:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... I had to sleep in the same room as mah grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep... so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded 4 staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me 4 20 minutes. FML

#507959
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (220611) - you deserved it (29125)

On 03/21/2009 at 11:38am - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, mah boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

#142795
241 comments

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On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML

#56665
512 comments

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

2day I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better looool about mah own life . FML

#818
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25843) - you deserved it (7026)

On 01/08/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by sampaloompy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Yesterday, I was quietly having a bathhen I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder an sawhat I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, an I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. mega FML

#606
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36425) - you deserved it (21842)

On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version



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