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  • Number of visits : 1601
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Justice_Beaver : I love McFlurries.

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after my husband's phone buzzed like crazy all morning, I decided to pick it up an see wat all the fuss was about. He had three new picture messages from his "boss", naked an strapped to a chair with the caption, "Are u still coming over tonight?" We've been married for nine years an have two children. FML

#12838933
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58888) - you deserved it (4153)

On 08/31/2010 at 2:07pm - intimacy - by ashlee (woman) - United States (Washington)

I took ma broter and nieces to te zoo. Two of te lions at te exibit were mating, so I said, ( Tey're playing leap-frog. ) My 4-year-old niece said, ( Looks lyk tey're fucking to me. ) FML

#12663575
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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair... with her cousin. FML

#12322753
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On 08/05/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Drew - United States (Texas)

Today, I was working, ripping siding off a house. I pulled off a sheet that was over my head. I got rained withhat I thought was woodchips that was behind the siding. Turns out they were dead grasshoppers. Guesshat I found in my bra after work. FML

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On 03/18/2010 at 1:45am - work - by xUnluckyx - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man , your a fast cashier , I lyk my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond , so not thinking , I quickly said , "Yeah , me too." FML

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On 02/22/2010 at 8:29pm - work - by Patrick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I Was Getting On A Bus, The Driver Shut The Door On Me While I Was Half Way Inside . Instead Of Apologizing To Me, He Criticized Me For Getting In The Way . Mega FML

#6049561
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On 10/29/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by insignificant (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out te ig scool I ave been doing at ome fir te past 3 years isn't accredited and doesn't count fir anyting. I'm 18 and starting ig scool as a fresman next year. FML

#5252040
179 comments

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On 09/14/2009 at 2:58pm - misc - by diplomaless (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I WAS AT MAH SCHOOL'S SPAGHETTI DINNER WITH MAH FAMILY. MY BROTHER SHOOK UP MAH MOM'S SODA, AS A PRANK. MY ENTIRE CLASS WITNESSED MAH MOM WAVING AROUND AN OVERFLOWING DIET COKEHILE MAH DAD YELLED, ( COME ON, PUTTED YOUR MOUTH ON IT! SUCK IT! SUCK IT, KATHY! )

#4630669
207 comments

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On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, it's mah brthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The frst one was mah fiancé, saying he wantd his ring back. The second one was mah best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with mah fiancé fir the past three months. The thrd was the dentist's office singing me a happy brthday. FML

#1930337
409 comments

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On 05/14/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today , mah mothar sant a lattar to mah bast friand trying to comfort har ovar tha daath of har mothar . Sha signad tha lattar "LOL , Jan" thinking LOL stood fir "lots of lova." fat FML

#1429978
201 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by unlolable4321 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went up to a secludd mountain mah boyfriend took me to for our first date. As I saw another couple hooking up in the bushes, I phond mah boyfriend to tell him someone found our secret spot. His Bob Marley ringtone startd playing from the bush. FML

#1415688
202 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 2:27am - intimacy - by liveforpeace_ (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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