About JustKittyKat : My name is Kat. Despite the deceiving name, I am human, not feline. I am also Batman.
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by Anonymous / 10/17/2010 at 1:55am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
Today, I lost the remote control to my TV. I can't change the channel manually on it, and the channel it's stuck on is currently playing an infomercial for the Pos-T-Vac penis pump. I've been watching this for an hour now. I'm a female, and I'm beginning to feel like I need this product. FML
by Anonymous / 10/11/2010 at 6:50am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by mperrotta913 / 05/21/2010 at 11:46am / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
by pumpkinlover89 / 03/27/2010 at 4:26am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stopped by me. While the parents were fixing the strap, the baby looked at me, gasped, looked at me again, gasped, and then screamed. Ten minutes later, another baby looked at me and screamed. My face scares babies. FML
by Scaryman / 02/20/2010 at 7:03pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids
by zzdug / 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
by pottypattypeepants / 12/31/2009 at 3:04pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/31/2009 at 3:06am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/21/2009 at 10:58pm / United States (California) / Animals
by awilson / 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was getting changed in front of my room mate of two years. Feeling comfortable, I took off all my clothes and started putting new clothes on. I asked why she wasn't taking her eyes off my naked body. She said "I'm loving the view. Didn't you know I'm a lesbian?" FML
by EyesOffMe / 09/07/2009 at 12:04am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by HeShe / 09/06/2009 at 1:10pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML
by gbhlaughingstock / 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by BeboKhaos / 08/03/2009 at 10:37pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
by ....... / 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…