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  • Number of visits : 832
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Julianne_sings : Hello, my name is Julianne, and I live for music. I sing (as you may have inferred from my username), dance, act, write, play guitar, and dream of a career on Broadway. You can hear me singing here: Bisexual and a horribly hopeless romantic. Music and love are the only magic left in the world. Favorite music: All Time Low, The Killers, Bastille, Vampire Weekend, Two Door Cinema Club, Death Cab for Cutie, and Lorde. I also love to read, my favourites are The Book Thief, Harry Potter, and anything and everything by John Green. I'm ridiculously clumsy, pessimistic, and exceptionally lame. Canadian (eh???). Come be my friend? I promise I won't bite! I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, my friend.

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